Two Timer

A two timer is a person who (during sexual intercourse) claps two times and climaxes.

“Bro don’t be a two timer”

by TotallyNotATwoTimer09 April 11, 2022

two-dollar

Someone who attempts to pull off a ruse in which he/she pretends a pop machine has dispensed two pops for the price of one when everyone knows very well that he/she deposited two dollars in the machine. "Two-dollar" then gives the extra pop to a table of senior girls in hopes they will reciprocate some form of friendship. In order to fully obtain "two-dollar" status it is necessary for the table of girls to be fully aware of the ruse from the beginning and share collective laughs at "two-dollar's" expense behind his/her back.

Hey check out the pop machine, two-dollar is at it again.

by Henry23 July 20, 2008

two to the dome

To fire two bullets into the purposed victim.

"PAP" "PAP"... "two to the dome" fucker.

by devisible September 20, 2006

Two girls

Having a threesome or sex with two fineass women at the same time

1.Man bro I was with these two girls last night it was one of the best times of my life

2.damn I could really use two girls right now

by Savy my nigga November 26, 2018

Zero Two

Zero Two is now currently with ravor in 2020, and the best waifu in anime history.

Zero Two is hot

by superk68 September 29, 2020

two-way

also:

a radio communications device that allows for transmit-and-recieve operations, the incorrect version of a Family Radio Service radio.

Mommy, there are scary men on the two-way.

by IrishRepublicanArmy October 26, 2003

Two-Boxing

Three-way sex involving two men, one woman, in a double penetration manner. Usually involves video games due to boredom.

Ray and Ben were Two-Boxing Janet while playing World of Warcraft.

by Truedusk April 22, 2010