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So twisted

When someone refers themselves to being so fucking twisted it means they're absolutely fucking flying. Which is also known as being severely under the influence of drugs. In other words you're very fucking high. Normally this happens after the exhale of a fat pipe of top quality crack cocaine.

Nothing comes close to the feeling of being in the complete state of pure euphoric bliss when exhaling a pipe of crack.

Which is also known as the term "Crackgasm".

This is as close as you're getting to an orgasm, without the pissing about and wasting your valuable time of any sexual activities.

Time is money, stop wasting it.
Smoke a pipe for complete and utter satisfaction!

Now let's play a game of "Pass the crack pipe!"

The aim of the game is to get as twisted as you can. Achieving that, you win the game.

Jay goes first.
Her: "Can I make a pipe please Jamie? Sure you don't mind?"

Him: "Yeah 'course man, you don't need to ask. Just help yourself. I love seeing you so twisted, G."
by WatzCrackaLackinMate August 13, 2019
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delightfully twisted

A happy act of delightfulness with a small touch of something undescribable
I love the delightfully twisted imagination that you have.
by Jennasequa February 9, 2020
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roasted toasted

by maxtonwashere December 9, 2021
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monkey twisted

a monkey spin - used in an act of sabotage to make a functional thing dysfunctional
secretive sabotage: ... airplanes had been monkey twisted in a way that caused them to crash ...
by jona(h) li, jona-li.eu January 15, 2023
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you twisted me

Basically a form of jacking someone off is moving your hands in a twisting motion
You twisted me, Kimberly.
by konichko August 25, 2023
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roasted toasted baloasted

1) When a group of three get humiliated.

2) There is drama between a group of three that you don't care about.
1) Ex: Emma, Emily, and Edmond totally got roasted toasted baloasted by Emelyn the other day!

2) Ex: What? What three got into a fight? It all just seems like a case of roasted toasted baloasted to me..
by chadeesa July 20, 2024
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A Twisted Christmas

The Amazing Christmas album by Twisted Sister released in 2006 which was the 6th studio album, consisting of, 'Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas', 'Oh Come all ye Faithful' (to the music of we're not gonna take it), 'Silver bells', 'Deck the halls', 'I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus', 'white Christmas', 'I'll be home for Christmas', 'let it snow, let it snow, let it snow', 'The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)', 'Heavy Metal Christmas (the twelve days of Christmas)', and 'We Wish You a Twisted Christmas'
Someone: "Whats your favorite Christmas album?"
Me: "Hmm I would have to say, 'A Twisted Christmas' by Twisted Sister
by Random guy making stupid words December 6, 2023
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