Spicy Turkey

When a man pulls his scrotum down to resemble a turkeys caruncle (wattle). He then uses a zester to remove the outer layer of skin and then dunk his sack into the hot sauce of his choice. He will then make the noises of an angry Turkey.

I would rather have a Spicy Turkey than spend time with my ex.

by Sir Dripsalot November 4, 2019

Pseudo-turkey

The act of turkey slapping someone whilst they are seated on the toilet.

Hurry up Kenny. I need to use the loo. Don't make me come in there and give you a pseudo-turkey.

by Tiffany's Toyboy September 29, 2009

porch turkey

It is a term used for white folks standing on a porch such as its counter-part porch monkey

Man look at that porch turkey

by Porch Turkey November 23, 2017

Turkey Jerky

When you fuck a thanksgiving turkey.

Mom: why is this turkey so salty?
Me: let’s just say I got a turkey jerky

by FamousJew December 3, 2021

Dirty Turkey

Loves to consume children at 5:00 am,most likely to eat infants.

Damn,did she just eat Timmy,what a dirty turkey.

by Bhaddie..tbh May 26, 2020

a feathered turkey

The act in which a man ejaculates on his partners face then uses trimmers to buzz his pubic hair off onto his partners ejaculate covered face whilst continuing to receive fellatio.

If your bro ain't doing a Feathered Turkey when he's giving you a brojob, can you even really call it a brojob?

by Yardgnomejerker September 30, 2018

Turkey sweats

When you eat too much turkey and get real sweaty.

Can be used for other foods: pizza sweats, sandwhich sweats, taco sweats

Man, I've got the turkey sweats big time.

by Turkeysweats May 11, 2016