turd hammer

Typically a toddler that has filled his pants and then fell on his butt repeatedly resulting in a perfectly "hammered turd".
Hey Mikey..... How ya doing ya little turd hammer?
by renegade63x September 17, 2009
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Turd Circus

A colorful and multi textured collage of defacation that can be caused by ingesting certain combinations of food one after the other.
Wow! Eating a half pound bag of Skittles, a Nachos Bellgrande, and Pasta Puttanesca for dinner created quite a TURD CIRCUS the next morning.
by the wachousay bagouser February 23, 2009
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Turd Midget

An annoying little black child. However may be used to refer to anybody you want to make fun of.

Originated by calling my nephew a turd, my cousin called him a midget, and the term was born.
Kid: "Give me some chicken Mom."

Mother: "Shut up you little turd midget."
by turdmidget April 01, 2010
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ANGRY TURDS

When you poop so hard the turd bounces back and hits you in the ass.
Man that taco bell drive through gave me a case of angry turds. I think I bruised my butt!
by The Sikness October 11, 2013
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turd pussy

1. A complete waste of a human being, usually male.
That guy must be a real turd pussy if he thinks he can get away with a move like that.
by gary "scab" bacardi April 06, 2010
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Steaming Turd

1) Literal: a poo that usually occurs after a hot curry
2) Figurative: a person who judges other people and thinks they're hot but they're more like a steaming turd
1) "Woah I can't remember what I ate last night but I had a hot shit this morning"
2) "that girl thinks she's it with her crap english literature points, no one even likes her"
"yeah she's a steaming turd"
by Killerqueen94 October 03, 2014
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turd taper

The tapered end of a piece of poop. It's cause is your anal muscles clamping shut upon the end of the exit of the aforementioned excretion.
Thanks to the fact that my my poops have a turd taper, my bunghole does not Slam Shut!
by tsunjo September 06, 2008
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