by gary "scab" bacardi April 6, 2010
Get the turd pussymug. The tapered end of a piece of poop. It's cause is your anal muscles clamping shut upon the end of the exit of the aforementioned excretion.
by tsunjo October 22, 2008
Get the turd tapermug. Commonly assoctiated with the anus, or more specifically the sphincter that cuts the turds. See also turd cutter
More specifically pertaining to the digestive system wherein raw materials (food) come in at one end of a production line and go out as a finished product (turds) at the other. The mouth, tongue, and teeth act as the gathering function of production. The stomach is where the materials for production are prepared for manufacturing. The upper intestines are the production line where the finished product is made and the lower intestines serve as a location for product storage and incubation while the product waits to ship. The anus or sphincter itself acts as the shipping department.
More specifically pertaining to the digestive system wherein raw materials (food) come in at one end of a production line and go out as a finished product (turds) at the other. The mouth, tongue, and teeth act as the gathering function of production. The stomach is where the materials for production are prepared for manufacturing. The upper intestines are the production line where the finished product is made and the lower intestines serve as a location for product storage and incubation while the product waits to ship. The anus or sphincter itself acts as the shipping department.
Seth: I'm taking applications to work at my turd factory. I have an opening in the shipping department.
Kevin: What the fuck is a turd factory.
Seth: That's not important, the important thing is that I need someone to work really hard in my shipping department. I can handle all the receiving at my turd factory, but I really can't manage all the shipping.
Kevin: What if i wanted to receive instead of ship?
Seth: No, no. I'm really, really good at receiving. I see you as more of a shipper.
Kevin: You don't sound very convincing.
Seth: Okay. Tell you what. We can work things out. Sometimes I'll receive and sometimes you can.
Kevin: No thanks. I'll think I'll look for a different job.
Kevin: What the fuck is a turd factory.
Seth: That's not important, the important thing is that I need someone to work really hard in my shipping department. I can handle all the receiving at my turd factory, but I really can't manage all the shipping.
Kevin: What if i wanted to receive instead of ship?
Seth: No, no. I'm really, really good at receiving. I see you as more of a shipper.
Kevin: You don't sound very convincing.
Seth: Okay. Tell you what. We can work things out. Sometimes I'll receive and sometimes you can.
Kevin: No thanks. I'll think I'll look for a different job.
by WTF Dictionary July 13, 2012
Get the Turd Factorymug. To begin beaching a turd, simply turn the water off at a friends house, flush his toilet, and shit in it. It will create the effect of a beached whale. Be sure to let the turd dry before telling anyone.
So I was at this party, right? And i went to the bathroom and beached a turd. No one suspected a thing. Beaching a turd was fun.
by Danza Goosby February 29, 2008
Get the Beaching a turdmug. by The Sikness October 11, 2013
Get the ANGRY TURDSmug. An annoying little black child. However may be used to refer to anybody you want to make fun of.
Originated by calling my nephew a turd, my cousin called him a midget, and the term was born.
Originated by calling my nephew a turd, my cousin called him a midget, and the term was born.
by turdmidget March 31, 2010
Get the Turd Midgetmug. To get so exited over an event such as a video game, Twitter party, movie, or TV show, that you poop your pants in exitement.
by AnonymousDwerb October 28, 2011
Get the Nerd Turdmug.