Typically a toddler that has filled his pants and then fell on his butt repeatedly resulting in a perfectly "hammered turd".
by renegade63x September 17, 2009
A colorful and multi textured collage of defacation that can be caused by ingesting certain combinations of food one after the other.
Wow! Eating a half pound bag of Skittles, a Nachos Bellgrande, and Pasta Puttanesca for dinner created quite a TURD CIRCUS the next morning.
by the wachousay bagouser February 23, 2009
An annoying little black child. However may be used to refer to anybody you want to make fun of.
Originated by calling my nephew a turd, my cousin called him a midget, and the term was born.
Originated by calling my nephew a turd, my cousin called him a midget, and the term was born.
by turdmidget April 01, 2010
by The Sikness October 11, 2013
by gary "scab" bacardi April 06, 2010
1) Literal: a poo that usually occurs after a hot curry
2) Figurative: a person who judges other people and thinks they're hot but they're more like a steaming turd
2) Figurative: a person who judges other people and thinks they're hot but they're more like a steaming turd
1) "Woah I can't remember what I ate last night but I had a hot shit this morning"
2) "that girl thinks she's it with her crap english literature points, no one even likes her"
"yeah she's a steaming turd"
2) "that girl thinks she's it with her crap english literature points, no one even likes her"
"yeah she's a steaming turd"
by Killerqueen94 October 03, 2014
The tapered end of a piece of poop. It's cause is your anal muscles clamping shut upon the end of the exit of the aforementioned excretion.
by tsunjo September 06, 2008