curtain touching

When you get super fried, sit on the couch and get super distracted by your curtains and start quenching your inner desire for tactile stimulation by touching them.

"Dude, i spent Friday night curtain touching"

by bwcodes January 13, 2009

the nathan touch

an incurable social disease which leads to small dick syndrome

"omg I just got the Nathan touch i'am socially dead"

by vodka0800 December 2, 2015

The devil's touch

The act of someone lighting their hand on fire then giving the male a hand job.

Person: want me to give you "the devil's touch"
Guy: what's that?
Person:😈

by Blackstar47 February 12, 2023

crab touch

a touch only a crab can give. usually sexual

1. Damn man! You just got the Crab Touch!

2.Oh shit man! Did you see that Crab Touch!?

by Ca2en September 19, 2017

Touch base

When the shafts of two male sex organs make contact during a ménage à trois.

He said to me when I first met him in the office kitchen that we should 'touch base sometime'. I told him I would be glad to if his wife obliged.

Haven't you heard? Touching base is the new first base.

by Pádraig Shuibhne May 7, 2021

sweet touch

Someone with the ability to do amazing things with his fingers.

That Rick kid totally dialed that telephone without even looking!
Now THATS a Sweet Touch.

by E K March 8, 2008

The Eugene touch

This is the opposite of the Midas touch. The eugene touch it a common finance term to describe when a person gets involved in the same investment at you and that investment gets ruined.

Hey did you hear that Joe owns a bunch of ETH now. He says its going to 5k, but the Joe has the Eugene touch so it will most likely be investigated by the government and go to Zero.

by Education fintech June 3, 2018