Fecas Touch

The opposite of the Midas Touch, wherein everything one touches turns to shit.

Sherry already lost her new job because she was late to work, smelled like alcohol, filed all the papers in the wrong places, and spilled coffee all over the boss. She has the Fecas Touch.

by Greyborzoi September 8, 2020

crab touch

a touch only a crab can give. usually sexual

1. Damn man! You just got the Crab Touch!

2.Oh shit man! Did you see that Crab Touch!?

by Ca2en September 19, 2017

faggots' touch

When working on something that takes extra care or detail, and you must be careful with it.

That door blank cost 2500 dollars. It's going to take a faggots' touch to chisel out the hinges.

by morningkaufey May 7, 2018

Childrens touch

When you bust a nut and accidentally touch the sperm with your fingers.

My fingers are so tasty after the Childrens touch.

by anonymous December 21, 2020

colonel's touch

The phenomenon that occurs after eating greasy food such as KFC. Similar to the Midas touch anything touched afterwards also becomes greasy and makes all paper become transparent.

Hey look at this napkin, I've given it the colonel's touch

by Ryan the Wordsmith July 14, 2011

Ribs Touching

When someone is extremely hungry, straving, famished. It could have a connotation of poverty, lack of resources, unable to feed yourself or feed someone properly. It could also mean you haven't ate all day or be used as an exaggerated statement of hunger to imply your more than ready to eat.

My ribs touching... I know your ribs touching... She needs to take better care of her babies her baby ribs always touching...

by SinaiVon June 7, 2023

touch trade

The process of trading assets, with the intention to trade them back in the future. Most commonly used in Pokémon to help complete a Pokédex.

"The only Pokémon I am missing in my Pokédex is Pikachu."
"I only have one Pikachu but I want to keep it. To help you out, we can touch trade."

by brycekrispies01 January 22, 2023