A total whitney

To thrash ones self with a battery operated sex toy until you passed out, the batteries die or loses charge and you wake up with it still in you.

"I was so tired,
I pulled a total Whitney last night"

by Thatcroweater October 27, 2022

Totally magotally

Embarrassing way to try and say “totally” when you’re trying to be original

You are totally magotally a fag

by Secreat November 6, 2022

Total Top

A gay man with internalized homophobia who wants to have gay sex without feeling gay, so he acts as the top during anal sex and does not care about the satisfaction of his parter at all.

“Hey we should 69”

“No way im a total top, your just a hole i can use”

by Rex Rraptor May 11, 2025

Total Fruit Island

Total Fruit Island aka TFI is supposedly the 2nd object show ever, and it’s mainly lost, only with episode titles and the episode 1 description,

Is Total Fruit Island Lost?
Total Fruit Island is Lost,

by Ilbeity August 3, 2023

Totally balls

crazy, usually in a positive way. used like "wow that was insane!" after someone does a cool skateboard trick.

Athena: wow dude that movie was totally balls
Ren: what the fuck are you talking about???
Athena: totally balls??? its like "awesome"
Ren: oh cool thats totally balls

by athenaAcetone May 7, 2024

Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.

"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.

by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022

Oh yeah totally

Yeah, right? Oh no! People living in a state of abject destitution! But it's harmless so who cares right? Oh no!

Hym "Oh yeah totally! You tell em lady! How dare they pretend to care about the homeless more than you! I mean, you don't care at all but it doesn't effect them so it doesn't matter."

by Hym Iam October 2, 2023