Toasters

EMD/ASEA AEM-7

Hey look here I found an old picture from 1994 with those toasters trains running the Metroliner service, good old days 🥲

by EMD F59PHI August 30, 2024

Reaching over the toaster

Saying that you would go out of your way to do something for someone. If someone is struggling or you care deeply about someone, this is what to say.

P1: Hey...my mother hasnt been doing so well
P2: Tell me what she needs, I'll reach over the toaster for her.

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P1: What do you promise me?
P2: I will always be reaching over the toaster for you, even if you make me mad.

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P1: Why'd you two break up?
P2: I was sick of reaching over the toaster for her. All she did was keep begging for more. At that point, it wasn't reaching over the toaster, it was prison.

by imapizzatrash May 21, 2018

Toaster jizzle

When you nut on a toaster strudel and give it to your girls friends at a sleepover

“You should give her the toaster jizzle man!”

by XxOrangeTrashxX March 23, 2020

Toaster

An amazing programmer who may or may not be a furry femboy and also plays Valorant, and who loves PHP.

Josh: Hey! I am having trouble setting up my server.
Calvin: Have you tried calling Toaster? Just ask him, but don't talk about PHP, or else.

by thatfunnygermanman November 2, 2022

toaster

What Gacha Life children think is the funniest thing in the world.

gacha1: I identify as a toaster.

gacha2: LMAO IM DYING- OGRE9HGH9R-

by OpenTheDoorGetOnTheFloorEverybodyWalkTheDinosaur June 13, 2022

oklahoma toaster rancher

An inbred meth addict of the trailerpark variety whos only possessions are stolen toasters, most are disassembled and reassembled on a nightly basis and used to manufacture more meth, while found in many states oklahoma seems to be the most frequent

You dont want to go to walmart after midnight, thats when the oklahoma toaster ranchers come out

by Wort!Wort!Wort! May 10, 2018

Toaster Strudel

When a male bursts a girl's hyman and then proceeds to ejaculate on the surface of the vagina in a zig zag pattern resembling a Toaster Strudel pastry.
dirty whitedragon poptart cum cherry

"Dude I gave Mary a toaster strudel last night! Too bad it doesn't taste like the pastry.

by Superphunthyme69 September 22, 2016