Soft cunt

When someone's watching a funny video on their phone and sees someone get hurt

Hahaha, look at this soft cunt

by Soulcide November 13, 2022

suburban soft

A term for suburban kids who are raised with all the above amenities and never have to work for anything. No grit.

My baseball team has a bunch of suburban soft kids on it.

by ole country bumpkin January 5, 2022

Soft jewelry

Soft Jewelry is something that people with no bitches wear.

hey look it's jumbo wearing his weird soft jewelry again

by Professional HJ Enthusiast December 6, 2021

Soft Betrayal

An act that erodes a miniscule amount of a person's trust or confidence while staying trustworthy or loyal resulting in a paradoxical state similar to Schrödinger's cat where future communication is simultaneously both trustworthy and doubtful.

My friend soft betrayal me when he said I should move the mouse cursor out of the screen to boost fps.

My sergeant told me to find the ignition keys to the Humvee is a soft betrayal.

by DoubleDoubleSTH June 3, 2022

Soft serve

A hardcore diss, when a man acts like a little bitch showing you he cannot get his dick up or keep it up for long.

I see that guy constantly slut shaming women, he's really giving soft serve energy.

by dickydanceroutine March 24, 2022

Soft-Head

Always cry when an animal is killed in Minecraft, think dogs are scary, think snakes are slimy, always cry for exceptionally dumb things. Generally not very resilient and very fragile.

My sister is a real Soft-Head. She literally balled her head off when I beat her in Mario Kart Wii. And the worst part is that she is 12 whole years old!

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

soft hard

When a man is not fully hard so he is soft hard. His dick is still standing but it’s soft.

“Carson what the fuck does soft hard mean?” asked Reagan

by CockWacker January 24, 2021