Nik Nak Paddy Whack

Hiring someone to kill somebody else with a porcelain doll in a rice paddy.

I hired him to do a Nik Nak Paddy Whack but he got caught half way through

by paddywhacker17 May 6, 2011

whack me off, buddy

whack me off, buddy is what a guy says to his jack-off squire whenever he wants a hand-job.

Matt always says " whack me off, buddy" when he wants me to jack him off!

by USAF Cadet August 8, 2021

blood engorged whack-a-mole

The full fledged, raping, pillaging, kitten killing, viking warrior of an erection that comes with total arousal.

"Man, last night I whipped out the blood engorged whack-a-mole and beat the wife to death with it. Got off on self defence, the bitch tried to bite."

by Sean is Susejhet May 30, 2006

Knick Knack Sacky Whack

When you pull up to a gloryhole, bend over, poke your sack down, behind you and, and through the hole. Then you have someone on take a blackjack and start smacking your testicles.

You get the best knick knack sacky whack at the D.C. airport.

by Fullblore February 1, 2023

it all circles back to whack

A phrase that sums up the uroboros of fuckery everyone endures as a human being on this planet.

Usually said in response to a friend recounting a fucked up situation when no words suffice.

S: Remember how I told you last week that Dean wouldn’t stop talking about the “perfectly shaped hole” in the oak in the backyard? Well today I walked in on him...fucking the tree!
M: Can’t say I’m surprised. It all circles back to whack.

by Sickomonster December 28, 2020

Paddy whack the knick knack

A slang term defining female masturbation.

Jill prefers to paddy whack the knick knack any day over using a vibrator.

by Mahogany Ride September 5, 2007

whack-off artist

One who is skilled at the art of bullshitting.

"Professor Morris is quite the whack-off artist, no?" remarked John.

by Joe Nobody January 20, 2004