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by the dude who made toasters March 10, 2025
Get the toaster mug.The act of taking a shit and then immediately turning around to engage in masturbation. Can be compared to the process of making a toaster strudel, hence the name. Just like you would toast a strudel, and after it’s hot and ready, you apply icing on top at the end for added flavor and decoration.
by Lujobe April 2, 2025
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by QuacksO October 4, 2018
Get the pop-out toaster mug.When a guy fingers you but he doesn’t move his finger while he is inside of you. So his finger is just sitting in your draws
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