swedish actor

Movie actors from Sweden.
The only successful characters they play in international movies are:

Computer hackers.

Russians (when real russian actors find the movie script portrayal of russians too awful)

The (hot) sidekick girl.

- The russian dude in Armageddon was funny!
- He isnt even russian. He is a swedish actor.

by mr.nyman January 02, 2017

Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish

Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish

See, I told you Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish are real, Andrea. Stop disrespecting my culture.

by Andrea the Hater December 11, 2019

Swedish scammer

Same as indian scammers but they do something else. They say for example Gongrats you won scams that you open presents. And when you tap on one of these it comes up a porn image.

Denis: Oh no a swedish scammer! I can not remove the virus!
Scammer: Hahahahaha

by Shotgunner922 March 27, 2019

swedish candle

When a girl tries to deep throat a guys dick and throws up on it.

Yo this girl was trying to deep throat me and gave me a Swedish candle!

by MarissaRos March 04, 2016

Swedish grenade

When you put nicotine pouches in you’re foreskin and shoot them out by getting a boner

Bro don’t get a boner you will Swedish grenade

by June 04, 2025

Swedish McMuffin

A sex position where surstromming is smeared in between one persons butt checks and the other person proceeds to eat it out of their ass.

Sean: 'What am I gonna do with all this surstromming, it's about to go off.'
Jake: 'Why don't we do a Swedish McMuffin?'
Sean: 'Ooooh yeah, Let's go.'

by McDonald's® Sweden May 13, 2020

swedish guy but actually danish

Stupid swedish people who are actually danish people like Strebz

Strebz is such a swedish guy but actually danish

by CH9IICICKKAAN June 30, 2020