Reading the book

referencing to when a girl is on her period.
a code known by many girls.
'coming swimming'
'no, im reading the book'
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Read Me

Read Me most of the time means there are something you should read . . .
You: Heeeeeey, Why dosnt you guys have x?
Me: You should maybe read the "Read Me" before asking?
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when someone claims you don't understand the writing of a particular story or character instead of just admitting their character written like shit
Notable benefactors of the Reading Coperehension Effect are Jinrang from Lookism and Yuno from Black Clover
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tyler read

An absolute baller who’s Moto is “if Freddie is happy then your kids took the candy” a Tyler read is much funnier then a Freddie Goodwin and doesn’t like it up his rear
You heard what Tyler read did the other day

No what

Right hooked a toddler
by Diabulious October 31, 2020
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Read Aloud

Something so stupid that teachers do. Everyone leaves.
Someone: What is so boring for you
Also Someone: ReAd AlOuD
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Red reading

The result of getting your palm 'red' after fingering a menstruating gypsy woman.
I was never a fan of finger painting with my dick, so I got my monthly red reading instead.
by ko0tje August 12, 2017
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Read a book

1. A classic method to gain knowledge or to kill time.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.
1. Old person: "I have too much of free time. I'll better read a book."

2. Joe: "Earth is round."

Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"
by ThuckFis9 December 7, 2017
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