Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.
After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.
by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020
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Plastic shark

A guy that always calls himself a shark, or claims to have assembled a whole team of sharks to scare everybody and keep them from getting in the water.
The rapper turned himself into a plastic shark to keep everybody at the beach out of the water, kind of like pulling a fire alarm or calling the school and threatening with a bomb so that everybody freaks out.
by The Original Agahnim July 10, 2021
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Pink plastic

Those lesbian bitches suck on pink plastics
by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 20, 2021
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Plastic Ravioli

A latex sheath to put over the penis covered in an oily substance.
Mario says: use a Plastic Ravioli before Intercourse

Luigi says: put a lasagna in her oven
by Ari_StarStuff August 18, 2023
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tiny plastic lawn table

You know that thing you get with pizza.
Its use is to eat your B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A on.
Your probably gonna say im wrong but then were would you EAT.
Guy 1: I got sum B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A u want sum
Guy 2:yiss
Guy 1: alright shrink yourself to eat on the tiny plastic lawn table.
Guy 2: om nom nom
Guy 1: om nom nom
by Spitfire9805 December 30, 2018
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Stick to the plastic

The same meaning as "putting the pedal to the metal" but for Drone Racing
Dude he really pushed the stick to the plastic...
by Gl1tc8 September 01, 2019
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fake plastic submarine

Term first found in the lyrics for SR-71s song 'Right Now'. Nobody really knows what it means, but Todd in the Shadows estimated it might stand for a fake, slutty girlfriend.
'She clings to me like cellophane, fake plastic submarine, slowly driving me insane but now that's over'
by -Diamondjolt July 29, 2023
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