Mount Flushmore

A moniker granted to Donald John Trump after intelligence from the White House facility management was received, that he violated the Presidential Recordings and Materials Preservation Act by flushing documents down his toilet, in turn causing congestion in said and downstream sanitary devices.

Will Mount Flushmore run again in 2024?

by Dr Nope February 16, 2022

Mount Rushmore

When a guy has no muscles and a skinny body but has an attractive face. All face no body.

“Karen’s boyfriend Mike is a total Mount Rushmore”

by Caligal2021 August 19, 2021

Mounting the Camel

Fucking a pregnant woman missionary style.

Jim said he was mounting the camel last night. He said it was a hell of a ride but he managed to stay on.

by Ockahm June 16, 2021

Mount Plesbian

A lesbian living in the Mount Pleasant neighbourhood of “Vancouver”. They can often be found buying $7 oat milk iced coffees at independent coffee shops on Main St while walking their dogs. One can differentiate them from their Commercial Drive counterparts through the clothes they wear, their lack of mullets, smaller septum piercings, and the establishments they frequent.

My tinder is full of mount plesbians these days so I started shopping for more designer athleisure wear and am getting into natural wine.

by genderspice September 18, 2024

Mount Tamalpias School

Your average Mill Valley private school that you pay 45,000 dollars to send your kids to has kids who are mostly not very bright, and probably many of them have a mental disorder. There aren't other cars besides Rivians, Teslas, BMWs, type trucks, Mercedes, and other expensive vehicles during the car drop-off line. The kids here are mostly strange, with crazy wealthy parents who send their kindergarteners to a 45,000-dollar school so they can learn the ABCs while the campus is quite beautiful; it isn't even on a mountain. There's a view of it that you can never see because it's always too foggy or cold.

Kid: look a black kid is wearing a Ralph Lauren polo shirt, Gucci shoes, a Luis Vuton backpack, and a Love Shack fancy skirt who has ADHD and dyslexia
Dad: oh, they go to Mount Tamalpias school

by millvallleymom_greenjuice December 22, 2024

Mount rushmore

A schoolyard brwal

They outside having a Mount Rushmore.

by Freddyfriday June 16, 2025

mounted shooting

A sport for baddie horse people where they ride a horse and shoot a revolver at a series of balloons and are timed

Ans is a baddie cuz she does mounted shooting.

by that one clumsie girl June 19, 2025