hooker donkey

the act of sex between a hooker and a donkey. also can be aim smiley.

katlin sure likes that donker. infact they are going hooker donkey

by hookerdonkey1 August 1, 2008

dirt road hooker

A girl who wears scrubby clothes, and doesn't take care of herself, but manages to sleep with many guys.

Bob: "Who shows up to a party with no shoes, booty shorts, a scrubby tank top, and nappy ass hair?"

Rob: "A dirt road hooker"

Bob: "Ah, true"

by boomboombaby23 January 15, 2013

hooker power hour

the set time that a hooker should set aside to eat. Most cases this doesn't happen because they spent their money on cocaine or heroine. A hooker power hour is normally characterized by fighting other hookers for money by using homemade weapons like sharpened tampon tubes, used condoms tied into a whip, or AIDS.... (Awesome Indestructible Dildo Shield). By using these weapons the "Queen hooker" or the hooker that wins gets to own the street corner and services the most customers. This then repeats the cycle of competition from other hookers and drug withdrawl.

The police know when to intervene when a hooker's power hour has gotten a little too out of control.

When the school whores wanted to fight each other, everyone circled around and yelled, "Hooker Power Hour!"

by clo1229 May 18, 2010

Pro bono hooker

Slut, whore

This online dating makes me feel like a pro bono hooker.

by Amishcomedian January 16, 2014

9 Cent Hooker

Commonly referred to as a cheap hoe or a bitch ass nigga; Alex

I saw Alex working his corner as a 9 cent hooker!

by Pimpin' Pimpin' Big Daddy March 7, 2013

Hunts Point Hooker

Specifically, the cheapest, ugliest whore who works an industrial section of the Bronx for drug money; will do literally anything for a rock of crack cocaine

Generically, an old, dried up tramp who will fuck anyone for cheap cruises and home repairs

When I dumped my ex, he was so desperate he went for a Hunts Point hooker.

by First Class Bx Chick July 29, 2016

Dirty Pirate Hooker

A phrase that is used to greet friends and family.

"Dirty Pirate Hooker!, what are you doing? Wanna go get mega million tickets?"
"Ok, I gotta go you dirty pirate hooker."

by Parnell March 10, 2007