Badger Expert

A person, usually but by no means always a man, who can be relied upon to hijack any topic of conversation to parade their own knowledge of the subject, however sketchy that might be.

Examples:

Person: This is a great sandwich, is there avocado in here?
Badger Expert: I know a bloke who imports avocados and he was saying that the harvest this year is very poor because of new water extraction rules (continues interminably)

Person: I heard David bought a boat now he has a new job
Badger Expert: I’ll tell you about owning a boat; my mate has two up on the East coast and he says the most interesting thing is (continues at length)

Person: There was a dead badger on the road outside my house this morning
Badger Expert: Badgers, is it now? I read a long blog by the fellow in charge of gassing badgers for the Environment Agency and the thing most people don’t realise is (continues, possibly with diagrams)
For God’s sake don’t mention beekeeping to Julia’s dad, he’s a noted badger expert

I was just telling Merlin about that house we looked at and I got twenty minutes of badger expertise on the finer points of property law
by J Lewis-Partnership September 02, 2021
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honey badgered

To lick honey out of someones butthole. Also know as Honey Badgering or honeypotting.
I honey badgered my girlfriend last night.
by BEARBEARLALAB August 04, 2017
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Badgered

Dude, what were you up to this weekend?
I don't remember, i was fu**ing badgered
by Yerboi221 May 26, 2017
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honey my badger

It means to see someone you haven't seen in awhile or to poop a wet poop
honey my badger
by Mr not smart February 08, 2024
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Badger link

a Wisconsin site for dumb dumbs
badger link helped me get not dumb dumb
by freakity dumb dumb January 16, 2020
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Badger Bowl

A bowl of weed with droplets of wax buried within.
Hey man, you wanna smoke a badger bowl?
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Phone Badgering

A person who will record or take pictures of people with intention to harass in order to make them look bad.

The recorder attempts to play the victim of whatever they are unsatisfied. They start to record others to intimidate and esculate their issue unprofessionally. So they can attempt to do harm to a person's or businesses productivity and reputation.

Most commonly you will find this on the internet as public freakouts.
I do not have to show my Walmart receipt and I am recording for my own protection.

Do not touch my phone you have physically assaulted Me by touching my property.

Hello I need a officer at **** **** ave. I have a irated customer that refuses to leave and now is trespassing on private property.

Stop phone badgering in my place of business.
by Red Android July 20, 2018
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