This move is a mix up between the Houdini and the Spiderman. In houdini fashion reach the point of climax and spit on your partners back. In your hand you prepare your "web" and while your partner faces you, you slap them with a handful of semen.
Dude #1 "Xitri taught me the Magic Web and I used it in bed!"
Dude #2 "what did your wife think of it?"
Dude #1 "she's reconciling our marrige"
Dude #2 "what did your wife think of it?"
Dude #1 "she's reconciling our marrige"
by Xitri the Guru June 6, 2021
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by Anonymous October 10, 2003
Get the web reverse mug.The dark web is a part of the internet hidden to browsers like chrome and firefox, and need the onion browser to reach. (URLS have the site name, a string of letters, and a .onion domain)
It is accessed from clearnet sites which contain links to these sites.
Browsing the darknet is not illegal, it's what you do on it is illegal.
On the darknet you can find some fun things like
1: Drugs
2: Drugs
3: Fake IDs
4: Shitty counterfeit
5: Drugs
Buying weapons and finding CP is very difficult, for ethical and legal reasons.
While you can buy most drugs fairly easily, fentanyl is forbidden to sell on mainstream drug markets, for their overdose risk.
Hitmen and human trafficking are nearly nonexistent on the darknet, and only exists (if it does) for a select few with connections.
The "Red rooms" are bullshit. It is impossible to livestream on the dark web because its so fucking slow
Gore videos and free movies are not something you need the darknet for, you can just find it on google.
Users use something called PGP (Pretty good privacy) to encrypt messages.
Transactions are payed for not with bitcoin anymore, but with monero. Bitcoin is traceable, Monero is not.
People use tails OS, which when you shut it down, your computer returns to the exact same state as when you booted tails up before.
It is accessed from clearnet sites which contain links to these sites.
Browsing the darknet is not illegal, it's what you do on it is illegal.
On the darknet you can find some fun things like
1: Drugs
2: Drugs
3: Fake IDs
4: Shitty counterfeit
5: Drugs
Buying weapons and finding CP is very difficult, for ethical and legal reasons.
While you can buy most drugs fairly easily, fentanyl is forbidden to sell on mainstream drug markets, for their overdose risk.
Hitmen and human trafficking are nearly nonexistent on the darknet, and only exists (if it does) for a select few with connections.
The "Red rooms" are bullshit. It is impossible to livestream on the dark web because its so fucking slow
Gore videos and free movies are not something you need the darknet for, you can just find it on google.
Users use something called PGP (Pretty good privacy) to encrypt messages.
Transactions are payed for not with bitcoin anymore, but with monero. Bitcoin is traceable, Monero is not.
People use tails OS, which when you shut it down, your computer returns to the exact same state as when you booted tails up before.
by Lovegrief June 13, 2025
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It's Monroe here, I'm gonna rant about this web rn.
This web contains offensive / derogatory jokes, weird stuff and other things that are problematic.
Okay. First of all. Why is the moderation not that strict? it's just not that strict. it's not really strict at all. it's just like not strict at all. it's like bad.
Second of all. Why do alot of people not click the flag button? it's terrible.
Third of all. Why do alot of people ignore the "never post hate speech or people's personal information", It's located right at your eyes. it doesn't want you to do those. Why do you ignore it?
Fourth of all. Why do people literally make fun of religions, like seriously. it's bad and it's offensive. we have to respect religions and please just not make fun of them or anything. it's just hurtful, like so hurtful. you have to get therapy.
Here's to say stuff.
I am not trying to harass, Make fun of the web, or anything.
Because I just don't really like this website, it just makes me upset, Because of those. I am extremely aware of most of the people on this website, Please dont try to harass me or anything else that's negative.
-Monroe
It's Monroe here, I'm gonna rant about this web rn.
This web contains offensive / derogatory jokes, weird stuff and other things that are problematic.
Okay. First of all. Why is the moderation not that strict? it's just not that strict. it's not really strict at all. it's just like not strict at all. it's like bad.
Second of all. Why do alot of people not click the flag button? it's terrible.
Third of all. Why do alot of people ignore the "never post hate speech or people's personal information", It's located right at your eyes. it doesn't want you to do those. Why do you ignore it?
Fourth of all. Why do people literally make fun of religions, like seriously. it's bad and it's offensive. we have to respect religions and please just not make fun of them or anything. it's just hurtful, like so hurtful. you have to get therapy.
Here's to say stuff.
I am not trying to harass, Make fun of the web, or anything.
Because I just don't really like this website, it just makes me upset, Because of those. I am extremely aware of most of the people on this website, Please dont try to harass me or anything else that's negative.
-Monroe
This is a rant about this website, It's not meant or supposed to spread negativity or anything else. it's supposed and meant to rant most of the people who made dictionaries or words that are offensive, rude and problematic or the whole moderation of this web.
by viktor56 June 23, 2025
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We're in this WEB together
by IDGT314 October 19, 2025
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Pokemon, Pretty Cure, Dragon Ball Z, Space Battleship Yamato, Cowboy Bebop, Sailor Moon, Sonic X, Evangelion, Cyborg 009, Kikaider and Naruto have all undoubtedly inspired many a prominent Web-Kun such as Ryo-Timo and the like.
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