Dook sweat

When you’re nearing your destination and all of a sudden you are stricken by the paralyzing feeling of what many refer to as “tummy tremors” or “the calm before the storm.” At this time, the sufferer must clinch his/her butt cheeks together to refrain from soiling their favorite pants. This clinching of the cheeks causes the buildup of condensation on the poor soul’s butt. This condensation is referred to many, if not all as, “the dook sweats.”
I look like I sat in a puddle of water because I got a bad case of the dook sweats.
by Dooksweats99 December 03, 2018
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Sweat Monsters

An old pair of sweatpants cut off at the knees and magically transformed into a stylish pair of shorts that allow the flexibility of sweatpants, but with the comfort of shorts
Sid - "dude you check out these dope new sweat monsters i made the other day?"

Phil - "pretty tight bro, looks like some good flexibility with the comfort of shorts, not to mention stylish as all hell"
by SBtheGhost April 11, 2011
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Sweat Bat

A game played by cats where they bat at loose strings from sweat pants. Often known to catch owners off guard, especially if swiped in a sensitive area. This game is most often played by Ralph Drabble and his cat, Oogie.
Ralph: (not realizing he's left his pants open) It's a great day for a jog.

Oogie: (pounces and lands on Ralph's crotch) Meow!

Ralph: YEOW! That dang cat! This isn't supposed to be a game of sweat bat.

June: I told you, Ralph, tie those sweatpants shut!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 31, 2010
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fortnite sweat

an adopted person that can't touch grass they spend 24 hours on Fortnite were he/her triple edit bots they cal
by famsfk February 15, 2022
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Dehydrated Sweat

The most edgy motherfucker ever, who starts fights on discord and gets no bitches.
Guy 1: oh shit there’s Dehydrated Sweat, quick, run
by MattHubris November 02, 2022
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Salami Sweat

The sweat that collects between the shaft and the balls that tends to smell over time; stank dick. Relative to "swamp ass" & "fromunda cheese"
by Jenn_nJooce April 21, 2017
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Sweat Lodge

A post coitus session of the larger party laying on top of the other and breathing hot air onto their neck.
Brandon sweat lodged Chelsea after some midday love making
by DutyJuice July 12, 2021
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