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Lint Spider

When lint falls out off your asscrack
Jerry had lint spiders all up in him crack”
by Papertowelroll February 4, 2021
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The Stinky Spider

The stinky spider is a sexual act performed on male genitalia. The stinky spider is performed by placing both thumbs in the rectum of the male while dancing your eight fingers on the scrotum.

Bonus nachos if you get him to shoot his web.
John could never finish unless he was wearing his Spider-Man mask and receiving an aggressive the stinky spider.
by Stinky Varys May 1, 2021
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Spider-Manned

When you cum in the ass and after you pull out they blow fart the cum back on you sticking to whatever it lands on first.
My girl let me fuck her in the ass and she spider-manned my face.
by Mind Ninja 14 August 4, 2020
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Spider Rape

Spider Rape is when a spider, is harrasing a human in a chain of acts. Mostly the female side of the human body?

Spider Rape is very common on islands like Austrailia, Denmark, Japan, Liechstenstein and some others.
The act spider rape occurs because of the following:
A: A spider is has ben set loose by a crazy maniac.
B: A spider has been killed. (Wich leads to a vendetta performed by fanatics in spider costumes)
C: Microsoft sells a computer.
1. Spider rape is bad! "Arnold from California"
2. MARYYY, get mah gun! There are spiders doing spider rape on the corn field!
3. Spiderman, nuff said. Kirsten is being raped.
by BobProductions September 28, 2008
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Wall Spider

the act of splattering feces from your hole in the shape of a King Kong Spider on the wall of a bar, club, or any other social setting while no one is looking.
Where's Resnick?

ohh hes in the corner dancing with... Hold up, hes playing with that Wall Spider.
by Levinsuck March 1, 2005
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Butt Spiders

A form of diarrhea in which you crap liquid crap containing spiders (living or dead.) of no certain species.

also spelled buttspiders
Tanner: Dude who in this house is crapping spiders!?

Ryan: Yeah, whoever it is, get out! We don't want you giving us Buttspiders!

Nick: Well it's not me! I know I don't have Butt Spiders.
by .Tanner Linares. January 3, 2011
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spider bite

During sex, when the man gives a hickie just above the vagina, bites it to break the skin, then ejaculates on the hickie/bite.
She's wild - totally into spider bites!
by ItsyBitsySpidey June 14, 2011
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