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coconut storm

a storm that produces coconuts
seek shelter there is a coconut storm outside
by SpeedOfDoom July 10, 2024
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Storm Shopper

The person or persons who will hit you with their cart if you don't move out of the way, have no emotion, and likely hate their lives to the point they have to act like a douchebag in a grocery shopping center by relentlessly walking through people or peoples.

Lack manners likely in their everyday lives.
I was walking down the aisle trying to find my Kambucha tea when an obese Storm Shopper walked through the aisle with this puss face and nearly hit my ankle with their cart just so they could get the last Twinkie box.
by SwagKungola November 26, 2018
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Storm

Storm is someone who will come into your life unexpected, & someone you can never regret in meeting. He has a great sense of humor, full of sarcasm, charming, smart, corny, but most of all hard-headed. Though that's what makes him who he is, & he makes a great boyfriend too.
Storm is a great lover. He will take you through a tornado and cherish you with sunshine.
by bbRammed November 23, 2021
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Stormed

Being Stormed is being completely fucked up, either with illicit drugs or alcohol.

The act of being stormed is to be extremely wasted and crazy, someone who is stormed can storm others.
John was stormed, he smoked a lot of weed and drank many beers

He was storming
by John the Lock May 19, 2022
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Golden storm

When multiple people piss on someone at the same time.
Last night jake was giving sally a golden shower but then they invited everyone else to join turning it into a golden storm.
by Dumbledong July 3, 2022
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storm drain babies

Verb. that process of flushing semen down the drain after masturbating in the shower.
i fired off some "storm drain babies" while i was taking a shower last night.
by aquaman84 June 30, 2011
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sloppy midwestern storm

When a bigger southern girl rides you so fast her fat slaps together making what sounds like thunder until you cum so hard it represents rain.
I came so hard last night when my girl gave me a sloppy Midwestern storm
by Big fat chick November 30, 2019
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