by SpeedOfDoom July 10, 2024

The person or persons who will hit you with their cart if you don't move out of the way, have no emotion, and likely hate their lives to the point they have to act like a douchebag in a grocery shopping center by relentlessly walking through people or peoples.
Lack manners likely in their everyday lives.
Lack manners likely in their everyday lives.
I was walking down the aisle trying to find my Kambucha tea when an obese Storm Shopper walked through the aisle with this puss face and nearly hit my ankle with their cart just so they could get the last Twinkie box.
by SwagKungola November 26, 2018

Storm is someone who will come into your life unexpected, & someone you can never regret in meeting. He has a great sense of humor, full of sarcasm, charming, smart, corny, but most of all hard-headed. Though that's what makes him who he is, & he makes a great boyfriend too.
by bbRammed November 23, 2021

Being Stormed is being completely fucked up, either with illicit drugs or alcohol.
The act of being stormed is to be extremely wasted and crazy, someone who is stormed can storm others.
The act of being stormed is to be extremely wasted and crazy, someone who is stormed can storm others.
by John the Lock May 19, 2022

Last night jake was giving sally a golden shower but then they invited everyone else to join turning it into a golden storm.
by Dumbledong July 3, 2022

by aquaman84 June 30, 2011

When a bigger southern girl rides you so fast her fat slaps together making what sounds like thunder until you cum so hard it represents rain.
by Big fat chick November 30, 2019
