The Great Smurf Wars

An event caught in many segment by celebrated documentrist Jerry Springer in which segments of the smurf peoples went to war over ideological differences in regards to Marxism or Maoism and is it morally correct to call she-males smurfettes. The brutal affair claimed many and the streets ran blue with the snot/shit/blood/guts/tears/various body parts of the little buggers. May have gone unnoticed due to inconsequence height wise.
The Great Smurf Wars claimed enough Smurfmen that muffin mix companies just pick up the bodies and add them to their mixes being cheaper than blueberrys (see Smurf-Contra Affair).
by P. Kaltenbach January 07, 2008
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smurf your turf

A phrase which can mean almost anything. It can be used sexually or just as a good question.
Ay bitch, lemme smurf your turf
I love it when you smurf my turf
by ryno smalls March 15, 2008
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Papa Smurf

I disagree with everyone. A Papa Smurf is when you're giving to the girl from behind, and similar to the Donkey Punch, you knock them in the back of the head. This causes a knockout, and while passed out, shaving of the pubic hair and a dunk in a blue toilet bowl commences. After placing the pubic hair across her wet, blue face creating a mustache, she has become a smurf, and you're her daddy! haha
Bob pulled a Papa Smurf last night on that heinous bitch.
by Kevin ENG February 02, 2007
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Blue smurf cat

a tiny cat-smurf like creatue. They mostly live in packs of 6 and up to 9. They enjoy living, laughing, and lying.
We live, we laugh, we lie blue smurf cat.
by RGB the dog September 27, 2023
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Smurf Dragon Guardian

What some drunk guy yells at you when he wants something to eat, preferably chips.
Give me some chips, you Smurf Dragon Guardian!!!
by TreeShaman92 December 21, 2010
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Get my smurf on

To whack someone in the face with your penis.
Steve's staying tonight, looks like imma get my smurf on.
by Duffman FTW January 04, 2011
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smurf n a pancake

it was used in olden times when lords and ladies presented offerings to the king. A smurf, in one hand, and a pancake in the other. the king would often accept the gifts and keep the smurf as a pet. They are also known as ankle biters.
before presenting the king with a smurf n a pancake, it got loose and bit my ankle
by sergio November 28, 2004
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