Baby Sausage

ba·by sau·sage Noun.

An urban myth: A sausage made my blending a baby with select herbs and spices and then stuffing the ground baby meat into the placenta that it recently departed with. Served boiled or grilled, often with a side (ironically) of baby carrots and baby potatoes.

The Pro-Life promoters outside the RNC thought that the sausages they were served where just called baby sausage because they were small, but in an amusing twist, they were actually fresh Baby Sausages made in the alley behind them.

by Dman-5 October 20, 2008

sausage jockey

A gay man. Taken from the movie "Rock Star."

The lead singer is a closeted sausage jockey.

by Sprocket The Dog December 18, 2002

sausage wallet

a girls sexual organ

did you slip your cock in her sausage wallet

by Cat 1664 July 23, 2007

sausage factory

A club or party full of dudes only and not fly ass chicks

Dude GTs is a total sausage factory. fagatorium

by Micah April 25, 2003

Sausage lips

When someone like to have a penis in their mouth as often as possible.

Simon Cowell: Nicholas Cage has sausage lips

by Matty0708 February 10, 2009

SAUSAGE FINGERS

LARGE STUBBY SAUSAGE LIKE FINGERS, SOMETIMES INCAPABLE OF PERFORMING NORMAL FINGER TYPE TASKS.

LOOK AT CHRIS BASHING AWAY ON HIS KEYBOARD, IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS SAUSAGE FINGERS

by TWODOGS December 16, 2009

sausage wallet

Another name for a whore.

"Dude stay away from that sausage wallet. Unless you want AIDS"

by Cloud1613 January 1, 2008