Teacher: Why did you bring your pet to school? Didn't you read the rules?!
Student: Of course I read the rules, but today is National Bring Your Pet To School Day!
Student: Of course I read the rules, but today is National Bring Your Pet To School Day!
by Retired Teacher x3 August 6, 2021
Get the National Bring Your Pet To School Daymug. by coole29_ November 8, 2021
Get the My friend Greg's pet cat named Gusmug. by george January 20, 2005
Get the don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shitmug. another way of saying a guy gets laid a lot tail haste two contexts in this fraise the first one is referring to pussy the next one is the tail of a dog or something that special needs kids will pull on if the animal try's to escape there petting
ian: yeah bro next last year when i whent to college i pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo
chris: yeah buddy
chris: yeah buddy
by Rocheman4280 August 31, 2013
Get the pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoomug. by Twink & Bear. September 3, 2003
Get the Pet Mans car finace company:-Bad credit or C.C.J's no problem!mug. A millionaire who is happy to provide their time, money and/or other assets they own to their non-millionaire companion without expecting them to repay that with any kind of service or favor in exchange for their commitment, their priority being their companion's wellbeing. (Note: explicitly not a sugarbaby-sugardaddy/sugarmommy type of relationship, and you ougth to treat your pet millionaire with respect, too.)
by Blues5565 October 17, 2024
Get the pet millionairemug. Describes someone who has fully embraced being in a soft, submissive, affectionate (and sometimes bratty) dynamic—usually as the “pet” in a romantic or kink-coded relationship. Common signs include a desire for praise, being owned, wearing collars, curling up in laps, and responding alarmingly well to “good girl/boy.”
Also refers to a person who enjoys acting like an animal—most commonly a dog, cat, bunny, or fox—whether in a playful, flirty, clingy, or spicy way. Many pet pilled individuals exhibit:
Bratty behavior when denied attention
Barking/meowing in voice chats
Curling up on people they like
Being touch-starved but won’t admit it
Melting at praise
Loving headpats, ear scratches, and treats
Going feral if ignored too long
Once pet pilled, there's no turning back. They don’t want freedom. They want snacks, affection, and to sit on your lap while pretending they're not obsessed with you.
Also refers to a person who enjoys acting like an animal—most commonly a dog, cat, bunny, or fox—whether in a playful, flirty, clingy, or spicy way. Many pet pilled individuals exhibit:
Bratty behavior when denied attention
Barking/meowing in voice chats
Curling up on people they like
Being touch-starved but won’t admit it
Melting at praise
Loving headpats, ear scratches, and treats
Going feral if ignored too long
Once pet pilled, there's no turning back. They don’t want freedom. They want snacks, affection, and to sit on your lap while pretending they're not obsessed with you.
“She growled when I stopped petting her and then begged for belly rubs. She’s so pet pilled it’s unreal.”
“I barked in VC, begged for headpats, and called my girlfriend ‘Alpha.’ I am pet. I am pilled.”
“I meowed during a kiss. I’m so pet pilled it hurts.”
“I barked in VC, begged for headpats, and called my girlfriend ‘Alpha.’ I am pet. I am pilled.”
“I meowed during a kiss. I’m so pet pilled it hurts.”
by Mist111 May 20, 2025
Get the Pet Pilledmug.