American pied

When a male or female gets caught masturbating by their other half

When my girlfriend wasn't expecting me to come home so early I American pied her.

by Darrajrekab January 18, 2024

Halal Pi

When the digits of the number π used in a given calculation to a certain degree of accuracy to produce a product need to be checked and approved by certified Islamist or Mohammedan educators before it could be sold to green customers.

The Taliban warn green publishers that only math titles that have the “halal pi” stamp on them could be used in local universities.

by Fasters February 10, 2022

Evil pies

When a man nuts in a woman to keep her from leaving.

Stay away from Todd he’s known for evil pies.

by Nickademus702 December 17, 2022

Alien Pi

When a mean neighbor had come in the middle of the night, while you were away, to mow your lawn flattened in the shape of the number π, which your consoling community claimed to be a “crop circle” signifying an advanced civilization, most likely caused by some extraterrestrial visitors.

Mr. Paulos made a police report about his lawn probably being vandalized by some inconsiderate alien pi forces.

by Numerati November 12, 2023

soggy pies

when sleeping with a group of grandma's

That was some great soggy pies last night

by sixtwoone June 6, 2018

Pi Male

a male that is well-rounded, but very irrational

Person 1 is a Pi Male

by already_in_use_by_someone_else August 11, 2023

pi

a mathematical constant that is the ratio of a circles circumference to its diameter, approximately equal to 3.14159 ect.

Teacher- Can someone tell me what is pi?
Student- It's the amount of diameters in a circle to fill its circumference.

by xc4c September 12, 2023