Moist Diamond

Referring to a middle-aged married woman, known for having moist hands and wearing diamond engagement rings.

God, look over at the Moist Diamond over there, she's already been with 6 people tonight.

by HowdsItGoing March 17, 2025

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by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025

moist chestnut

The art of catching semen on the chest area while showering

I called bae over for a moist chestnut before work

by Don Juan Cheadle December 9, 2017

moist

Someone weird or like embarrassing. Can give you the ick or weird feeling, they’re usually a beg. Usually used to describe males who do gay shit like make bands and fake being high or drunk. Very embarrassing and contagious disease xx

person 1: “did you watch ‘daniels’ story ?”
person 2: “yhh... ‘the godfathers’ are too moist”

by flowersdiehard January 2, 2022

Moist Mobile

the best car in the game Project Zombiod, no other car can beat it.

A car that can only be driven by the best, the only MoistCr1tical. The Moist Mobile is the most powerful car, fast, durable, moist and very critical.

by somegoober October 7, 2023

moist ruckus

Sex. Sex is a moist ruckus.

Kids: "how are babies made?"
Parent: "moist ruckus"

by Top92915 June 17, 2016

Moist

Hitler had it wrong, the superior race ain’t the whites, it’s the people who can say moist with out cringin’

“Dude, he said moist”
“He must be a god”

by Bubbaqueeen123 January 18, 2019