mud hams

Huge pair of natural tits good for shitting on

Occasionally Tim looks for a girl with a good set of mud hams to spice it up a bit

by Richard Hangslow September 25, 2018

mud sliding

when you and your male homosexual partner engage in anal sex using poo as lubricant

"My friend and i decided to mud slide at night when we ran out of lube."
"Feel like mud sliding later?"

by mississippithunder February 20, 2018

Mud Lobster

Name given to the size of a dump that is partially down the toliet but also looks like it is trying to crawl out of the bowl.

Man, did you guys see the Mud Lobster someone left in the first stall at work today.

by Snipedog22 August 27, 2013

sex mud

The distinct ring of mud left on your tires after driving into a remote area to have sex in your vehicle.

Looks like Tim got some last night. Check out the sex mud on his tires!

by mr sparky July 26, 2016

Stink Mud

Typically a type of shit you would be taking if you had just got done drinking all night and eating Mexican food. Be careful of suspicious gas and stomach aches, the stink mud can really sneak up on you.

Man I'm about to go return some stink mud to the earth mother

by Cocksadong August 10, 2009

Mud Pups

Really saggy breasts on a woman over 45. Picture if Droopy Dog was in a titty form.

Do your mud pups hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a Dr. Dangles soldier? DO YOUR MUD PUPS HANG LOW?

by Sophie Spitz March 21, 2017

Hobo Mud

Muddy pile of fecal matter found on the sidewalk in urban areas.

Hobo Mud is plentiful around 17th and Capp street in San Francisco.

by figoldstyl August 3, 2007