The act of splurging on new clothes only to have them covered in semen and baked at 327 degrees for 39 hours then eating said clothing.
by FAT ASS CHIGGA December 28, 2024
Get the NEW YORK HOT POCKET mug.When it’s really cold like it is in Saskatchewan and you shit in your girlfriends pussy before fucking her to stay warm.
by Kyle the king July 8, 2025
Get the Saskatoon Hot Pocket mug.A dirty hot-pocket happens when you slather your wiener in marinara sauce and stick it in a dirty coochie
by Bigdaddy15350 September 21, 2023
Get the Dirty hot-pocket mug.Farting just before you get a lap dance, so as the dancer bounces more gas is pushed out for her to smell
by Terms from GuyGetaHigh July 10, 2022
Get the Hot pocket mug.Like the tea bag when a guy puts his stuff on the face of another person who is laying down, a hot pocket is the female version when a chic puts her vag on the face of someone who is laying down.
Guy: Why your dog always be sittin on my head when I lay down?
Me: hahaha she is giving you a hot pocket.
Me: hahaha she is giving you a hot pocket.
by *R3b3l!c!0u$* July 26, 2023
Get the Hot Pocket mug.The user takes two or more lumpia, preferably warm, and places them inside of a condom. The user then places said condom into their anus.
Mike and I were craving Filipino food and ordered too many lumpia. Mike took some back to the room to do a Filipino Hot Pocket.
by AmandaHugandKiss2 July 8, 2025
Get the Filipino Hot Pocket mug.When you're sitting down and push out a fart but shit comes out instead and squeezes up the back of your pants.
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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