HAM

Hot Ass Mess

"Can someone please help out that HAM over there?'

by galmbitch May 18, 2010

HAM

acronym for hot ass mess. for use when hot mess just won't suffice.

Marissa had her hair in a messy bun on top of her head, was rocking fuzzy socks and sandals with her baggy sweats and rollin up into school in an old beat up '89 honda... HAM.

by WALRANO May 10, 2011

Spanky Ham

The coolest charchter on Drawn Together can be seen on comedy central at 10:30 PM wed nights

Spanky Ham is a very peverted pig on Drawn Together voiced by Adam Carola (sp?)

by The Col. November 27, 2004

lady ham

Vagina.

I could spend all day eating her lady ham!

by Screamapillar June 23, 2003

Sam the Ham

The winner of all and the fastest pig in the world

RUN SAM THE HAM RUN

by Mistysocks August 25, 2022

Ham and eggs

To go super crazy; crazy on steroids

Alexa: Did you see that video of the Waffle House fight??? That was ham.
Emilie: That was ham AND eggs.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee May 20, 2023

Self Ham

When you want to self harm but you can't spell so decide to cut your own dick instead

I was feeling depressed today, so I went to self harm but self ham’ed instead, and cut my dick off

by Self ham king November 29, 2021