Golden Corral

When you fist someone so hard in the ass that shit pours out of their asshole like the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral and you stuff your face between their cheeks and lick it up.

Hey Jerry, come over so I can Golden Corral dat ass.

by kawaiicunt November 20, 2016

Golden Hummer

When recieving a blowjob you tell your significant other that you are about to cum, but instead you pee in her mouth. While pissing in her mouth the male must scream, "Thy golden hummer!." The female must sing, "The One," by Shania Twain

"Yea i gave my girl the Golden Hummer last night, she was guzzling my wee-wee juice."

by eph0889420 June 28, 2008

Golden Whirlpool

Peeing inside of a girl during sexual intercourse, while at the same time she is peeing.

I gave her a "Golden Whirlpool" last night after a long night of drinking since we both had to pee but didn't want to stop having sex.

by twistedperv August 27, 2011

Golden Cock

A guy who is ballin' with social status, women, wealth, and unlimited access.

Chris: Are we getting a good table?

Sam: Don't worry, they always accommodate the golden cock.

by LVWP April 20, 2010

Golden Knight

A sexual position in which the male pees upon the left shoulder first, then the right shoulder and then the left shoulder once more, pronouncing them Sir or Lady.

Richard: "Bro, I Golden Knighted my girlfriend last night!"
George: "What the fuck is that?"
Richard: "A sexual position in which the male pees upon the left shoulder first, then the right shoulder and then the left shoulder once more, pronouncing them Sir or Lady"

by thegoldenknight February 1, 2017

Golden Blumpkin

To receive oral sex on the crapper while taking a deuce...upon completion, you finish off the filthy filthy whore of a slut with a nice shower of urine in her disease ridden oral cock holster. Don't forget to piss anywhere and everywhere else in her immediate vacinity. P.S. no flushing at any time!!!

Nobody can ever really experience what life has to offer until they receive the golden blumpkin from an old lady w/ no teeth. ; >O. Blame the thizz for this one...Thizz or Die....T.I.P. Love, Donkey

by DankOregon March 28, 2009

golden rivet

A Naval prank played on new ship members for them to search for a golden rivet in the ships structure. Commonly ambiguous with a homosexual act as an "initiation" of the person. The latter is the generally accepted civilian meaning, however it is not referred to by anyone in the Navy, nor is the term spoken of.

You'll be part of the crew once you find the golden rivet.

by Zebde March 20, 2007