When you fist someone so hard in the ass that shit pours out of their asshole like the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral and you stuff your face between their cheeks and lick it up.
by kawaiicunt November 21, 2016
When recieving a blowjob you tell your significant other that you are about to cum, but instead you pee in her mouth. While pissing in her mouth the male must scream, "Thy golden hummer!." The female must sing, "The One," by Shania Twain
by eph0889420 July 11, 2008
I gave her a "Golden Whirlpool" last night after a long night of drinking since we both had to pee but didn't want to stop having sex.
by twistedperv August 25, 2011
To receive oral sex on the crapper while taking a deuce...upon completion, you finish off the filthy filthy whore of a slut with a nice shower of urine in her disease ridden oral cock holster. Don't forget to piss anywhere and everywhere else in her immediate vacinity. P.S. no flushing at any time!!!
Nobody can ever really experience what life has to offer until they receive the golden blumpkin from an old lady w/ no teeth. ; >O. Blame the thizz for this one...Thizz or Die....T.I.P. Love, Donkey
by DankOregon March 28, 2009
by LVWP April 20, 2010
A sexual position in which the male pees upon the left shoulder first, then the right shoulder and then the left shoulder once more, pronouncing them Sir or Lady.
Richard: "Bro, I Golden Knighted my girlfriend last night!"
George: "What the fuck is that?"
Richard: "A sexual position in which the male pees upon the left shoulder first, then the right shoulder and then the left shoulder once more, pronouncing them Sir or Lady"
George: "What the fuck is that?"
Richard: "A sexual position in which the male pees upon the left shoulder first, then the right shoulder and then the left shoulder once more, pronouncing them Sir or Lady"
by thegoldenknight February 01, 2017
A Naval prank played on new ship members for them to search for a golden rivet in the ships structure. Commonly ambiguous with a homosexual act as an "initiation" of the person. The latter is the generally accepted civilian meaning, however it is not referred to by anyone in the Navy, nor is the term spoken of.
by Zebde March 16, 2007