Greasy

Someone who is smooth and has a lot of charm with their preferred gender of attraction. Just an overall confident person.

Wendy is being really greasy with that girl over there.

by LLuigi June 28, 2019

A greasy tone bag.

To rub grease into an elderly man's ballsack.

James just nipped to see his grandad and gave him a greasy tone bag.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Greasy weasel

To drop a greasy weasel!

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!

by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023

Fat Greasy Hoe

When you are talking to your friend and you are explaining how and what you you look like.

You know I am just a Fat Greasy Hoe

by Know one knows?????? September 24, 2019

Greasy Starfish

The act of applying cling film to your bed, slathering yourself in lube, ,and proceeding to starfish on the bed whilst (optionally) screaming "I'M A GREASY STARFISH"

"I came home last night and my partner was doing a Greasy Starfish waiting for me."

by notiamwoodman February 20, 2025

Greasy Sandwich

When you blow your load between a girls boobs then squeeze them together

Last night I gave my girlfriend a greasy sandwich.

by avrgcock January 15, 2014

Greasy Spoon

The art of ejacualating on the tip of another man’s penis and proceding to consume said load like a half melted spoon of ice cream.

Johny sucked me off so good, but surprised me when I nutted on his dick tip and he asked me to eat his greasy spoon.

by Caleb Hanzo October 4, 2017