Basically a washed up war vet standing outside of a 711 around 3 and 4 in the morning. and just looks at you with his mouth open like aaaaaaaa...... usually wears a camo vest with some war patches and possibly could suffer from sometype of PTSD. Doesnt ask for money just fucking stares at you with the aweeeeeee look and an open mouthhole.
Hey i came out of a 711 and this guy was starting at me . No words just looked at me with his mouth open. I was like you need something Jar Daddy!?
by Roc83 August 29, 2016
by Trysexualdaddy0006 December 07, 2018
Louisiana lady: Oh Beauregard where are you?!? Where is my suave molasses daddy to come and pluck my rose from my family garden?
Molasses daddy: Oh I've been here all my life. The question is, are you ready to feel my suavige?
Molasses daddy: Oh I've been here all my life. The question is, are you ready to feel my suavige?
by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019
The guy with the sweetest plum.
Swaggering mother fucker. Past wife experience overcompersating for the marginalization of time in his kids life.
The daddy is the Disney dad behind the curtain with that snowwhite voice
Bikini model. Reverse karma happens folks.
Swaggering mother fucker. Past wife experience overcompersating for the marginalization of time in his kids life.
The daddy is the Disney dad behind the curtain with that snowwhite voice
Bikini model. Reverse karma happens folks.
Tony is the Disney daddy. He landed Kat
Aka sweetest plum. She has that snowwhite voice and rocks a bikini.
He is making up for lost time.
Nothing like seeing the dog from the shelter underdog all hellter shelter
Disney daddy you rock.
Aka sweetest plum. She has that snowwhite voice and rocks a bikini.
He is making up for lost time.
Nothing like seeing the dog from the shelter underdog all hellter shelter
Disney daddy you rock.
by Tonythetiler January 22, 2022
When you're in a hotel in France and your dad's fucking your mouth harder than usual. Then, as he's about to blow his load, he squats over your face, blasts into your belly button while unloading the continental breakfast he ate 3 hours before into your swollen mouth and screams, "Sacré bleu".
At a hostel in Marseille:
Mom: Sweetie what are you having for breakfast?
Me: I might have a bit of daddy's croissant.
Dad: Ok sweetheart *unzips pants*
Mom: Sweetie what are you having for breakfast?
Me: I might have a bit of daddy's croissant.
Dad: Ok sweetheart *unzips pants*
by dabruce September 06, 2019
A Hunk Daddy is a bisexual man usually packing less than a two inch dick. All the thicc boys travel far and wide just to get a lil’ taste of what Hunk Daddy has to offer.
by Bonetrain24 October 23, 2018
A male bartender that makes you weak in the knees. Anything he serves will satisfy you because he looks damn good doing it.
You’ll know he’s a drink daddy when you naturally say “Daddy, can I have another?”
You’ll know he’s a drink daddy when you naturally say “Daddy, can I have another?”
“Girl, I blacked out last night because that Drink Daddy was so damn fine, I just kept ordering more.”
by Drink daddy December 24, 2018