dick alarm

A painful erection causes you to wake up quicker than a standard alarm because you have to piss so bad!

After drinking 4 teguila sunrises,5 long island teas,and a twelve pack of natural lite down at the big nipple strip club last nite,my dick alarm went off at 5:45 this morning!

by pipelayer24 July 06, 2013

Shark Dicked

The act of getting fucked by two penises in one hole.

Sylvia got hammered last night and got shark dicked by Bryan and Steve.

by The Deepwater Thunder November 24, 2013

Designated Dick

n. A male who is selected, before weekend activities begin, to be the booty call for the night. The designated dick is similar to a fuck buddy and friends with benefits but does not necessarily mean that he is either one of those. This predetermined male does not have an obligation to party with or see the female earlier in the day. Designated Dick only means that at the end of the night the male will leave or meet up with the female to participate in sexual activities.

"I need to make sure I have my designated dick situated so I know I'm getting it in this weekend."

"Gotta have my designated dick this weekend to make up for this awful week!"

by HayLove September 18, 2012

Hurricane Dick

When a weather person is showing a hurricane or other major storm on a green screen and standing in such a way that makes the predicted path of the storm form a phallic shape in front of them, resembling a penis.

Bob: Did you catch the 6 o’clock news? The weather guy had a huge hurricane dick going on!
Tom: Yup, looks like florida is gonna get fuuuuucked

Sally: Who needs porn when you can turn on the weather channel and see Jim Cantore’s gigantic hurricane dick?

by But Sects December 11, 2019

Criminal Dick

The state of being so arroused and horny that your dick transcends the usual hard-on and morphs into a malevolent being all its own, capable of unrepentant violence, anti-social behavior, sexual assault and-- in extreme cases-- rape.

Synonyms: felonious trunk

I saw this girl last night who was so hot she gave me a case of straight up Criminal Dick.

by Randy Bloke September 30, 2015

Dick Bottoms

This is a great name for a porn star!

I saw Dick Bottoms new film "Splendor in the Ass!"

by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2020

dick devil

A person who is temporarily possessed by a demonic spirit which causes them to draw penises, in various states of erectness, on whatever canvas may be available at the time; ie. dusty cars, computer screens, windows, etc.

Dammit! Look at the giant penis on my car window. The dick devil is at it again.

by Webster37 October 02, 2012