Clown Faced

When a woman wears too much makeup.

Monica is such a pretty woman, but I wish she wasn't so clown faced.

by SXSW May 31, 2011

Clown Poop

Styrofoam packing "peanuts," specifically the white variety.

As I opened my box from the Home Shopping Network, a strong gust of wind blew the clown poop all over the yard.

by Sluggo June 18, 2006

Cherry Clown

A very embarrassed kid who is also a faggot. May be wearing a mask.

Daniel: Alan your brother is a fucking cherry clown.

Alan: yea he is such a queer, he needs to take off his goddamn mask.

by kingownsyou February 16, 2009

clown bitch

Girl wearing usually wearing a lots of makeup, have suprisingly big boobs while being slim and fit. Always smiles, laughs and jokes.

- That chick Natalia Zawal is such a clown bitch

by mightymo July 25, 2012

blowing a clown

To announce something in a public forum (such as facebook) that is shocking and probably untrue for the sake of garnering attention.

"Anne posted on her page that IRS is after her for back taxes and she's going to jail for 15 years--even though she's only 17. That girl is an expert at blowing a clown."

by Berengariathefirst September 7, 2013

cancel the clown

1. v. to not meet expectations.
2. v. to prevent someone from having intercourse.

1a. Due to your stupidity and lack of attention you really know how to cancel the clown.

1b. Are you feeling ok? Where's your head at? You're really cancelling the clown today.

2a. After dinner last night I thought my girlfriend and I were going to have intercourse, instead she cancelled the clown on me.

2b. I was really getting to know that girl through intense conversation and then my douchebag friends intruded on my squirrel and cancelled the clown on me.

by kim crappen January 21, 2008

Schrodinger’s Clown

When you or someone else has added dry humor into your daily conversations so much that people including your friends can’t tell if you’re joking or not.

Person 1: If I just had to shoot confetti out of my pussy to make thousands On the Internet I’d do it.
Person 2: Yo wtf, why would you do that?do you not have any morals or self-respect
Person 1: Ayo it’s just a joke man.Fuck I wish I didn’t have to say that so often, it’s like I’m Schrodinger’s Clown or some shit.

by Lobotomized3D February 7, 2021