Walk-In Closet

A woman who is beard or disquise for a gay man that has not come out.

Tad doesn't want his boss to know that he is gay, so Julie is totally being his walk-in closet.

by Dylan Cole September 18, 2008

Closet Beaner

A term popularized by Carlos Mencia to refer to a Latin person that most people assume is white. Generally applies to Latinos that are very light skinned and speak impeccable English.

Juan: I heard an interview with Bob Vila today, did you know he was Cuban?
Jose: No way, he is really a closet beaner!

by Blasto the Wonder Dog April 14, 2012

Nigger Closet

According to Casper's Dictionary, because Webster's a Fuck: (n.); Of Casper Origin - A forest that may or may not be full of hanging niggers. They're full of trees, which is perfect for hanging them like a sack of potatoes. Most Nigger Closets have a wide variety of trees to hang them from, which is the optimal goal of many white supremecists, such as Steven Hawking.

Oh, look at that Nigger Closet! It's huge!

by Casper's Dictionary November 05, 2017

Closet Evacuee

A homo who has finally come out.
Also a homie who has been actin like a bitch lately.

(to evacuate, or otherwise "come out" of the closet)

Guy 1 - Man , Deez has been actin like a real bitch lately.

Guy 2 - Yeah, I know. Just like a closet evacuee.

by MR. Jamisen October 12, 2007

Closet Goblin

When you’re porking a bitch and her dad bust in so you hide in the closet butt naked.

Dad: *walks in* who’s in here with you!?
Daughter: nobody dad! I swear!
Dad: *opens closet* oh shit! A Fucking closet goblin!

Closet goblin: *with dick in hand* you saw nothing!!!

by DesertRat2000 April 17, 2018

Closet Hero

someone who is lazy, incompetent, a slacker, a blue falcon, or someone who is just dead weight at their job. However, they are great at kissing ass or know the right people.

When you have a multiple bosses, then you know there is a closet hero somewhere in the middle.

by equilibrium4U January 13, 2011

Out of the closet

It can describe something that is out of the closet, but it can also be people who are telling people that they are _____, after they were hiding it for a while.

That object is out of the closet!

Mark: Did you hear John came out of the closet as a homosexual?

by Inconcinnus the Wolf / Furry August 10, 2018