Something that is useless, the name is derived from the planet fitness ab coaster. It is a machine that will basically just do nothing and will just stop you from building any muscle.
Bro your weak what have you been doing at the gym sitting on the fucking ab coaster for 1 hour a day.
by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023
Get the Ab coastermug. Shinzo Abe
Fought the Japanese Civil War
Gave the Japanese Gettysburg Address
Signed the Japanese Emancipation Proclamation
Freed the Japanese slaves
Was assassinated by Japanese John Wilkes Booth
At the Japanese Ford's theater
Was put on the Japanese five-dollar bill
Fought the Japanese Civil War
Gave the Japanese Gettysburg Address
Signed the Japanese Emancipation Proclamation
Freed the Japanese slaves
Was assassinated by Japanese John Wilkes Booth
At the Japanese Ford's theater
Was put on the Japanese five-dollar bill
Japanese Abe Lincoln once said, "Four score and seven Japanese years ago..."
"Of the Japanese people, By the Japanese People, For the Japanese people..."
"Of the Japanese people, By the Japanese People, For the Japanese people..."
by sean semper tyrannis July 8, 2022
Get the Japanese Abe Lincolnmug. John Cena has a uni-ab. Look it up
by puepluvr69 September 30, 2015
Get the uni-abmug. 
When you take a crack hit and a hot rail and hold them both in together until you get an AB bell ringer.
Did you see Angie take that hot rail? Yeah! Did you see BJ take that crack-hit? Yeah! Did you see them both take that hot-rail and that crack-hit at the same time? Yeah! That's the AB bell ringer aka the AB crack-rail.
by Angie from the block June 11, 2024
Get the The AB Crack-railmug. when you get out of a relationship and workout to get a "hot body", because deep down inside you know you want to pull that person back to you, but you say it's because now all of a sudden you wanna be healthy.
by anonymous January 26, 2023
Get the revenge absmug. An improvised shotgun typically forged from scrap metal and intended for a single engagement. Shinzo Abe Specials take after so-called Saturday Night Specials, which are shitty D-tier handguns fulfilling their analogous roles.
Named after the improvised shotgun that took Shinzo Abe's life in 2022 while the fucker was campaigning in the streets.
Named after the improvised shotgun that took Shinzo Abe's life in 2022 while the fucker was campaigning in the streets.
Kenzo: Yo! I heard the Prime Minister of Brazilistan got shot!
Kenji: Yeah, the bastard used a Shinzo Abe special.
Kenzo: Shit!
Kenji: Yeah, the bastard used a Shinzo Abe special.
Kenzo: Shit!
by EternalSoldier December 4, 2024
Get the Shinzo Abe Specialmug.