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Beat the meat

The act of racing against official police cars on a drag strip legally. As defined by Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear.
that was a police mustang. They have modded it and then said to kids, "Can you beat us?". They actually call it "Beat the meat"
by Petr0l_H3ad July 25, 2023
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quick beat

having sexual intercourse with a female (or male) that last anywhere from 15-45 minutes. after which you never speak to one another.
by Dye DM9 February 11, 2009
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killer beat

Killer beat is referring to as the beat is a banger beat or best beat ever made

Usually it is made for rap mostly
(killer beat) The beat is used to throw in some tight hot rhymes, best metaphors and dope punchlines
by migty July 19, 2016
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Beat massage

Designates a happy ending massage from a man to another man, which sits somewhere between homosexuality and awkwardness, while avoiding either extremes.

Ideally, there is some minimal protest (no homo) but strong reactions are best avoided at first. On the third instance of genital contact, client must make a strong stance as to re-affirm his ambiguous heterosexuality.

The deed is then ideally shared both through social media and in person to all who will hear it.
"I got myself a nice beat massage, he fondled me twice and that was good but I had to put a stop to that gay shit the 3rd time so I threw him out."

"A beat massage is nothing, I give my mother a beat massage."
by Anon___123 September 28, 2019
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Beating Guts

The endowed ability to penetrate/pump a vagina so hard and deep the unlucky woman's guts get beat with a penis. Indicators of completing this process are recognized by, but not limited to; loud painfull screams, "stop it's", and vaginal bleeding. Statisticly, sluts are at the highest risk of beaten guts due to their ability to take punishment.
I was beating guts so hard last night, I poked her stomach.
by Logan J C October 7, 2010
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Beat goku

Whenever there is a powerful character and there is that person who askes CAN IT BEAT GOKU THO?
HUH A GOD SLAYING DEMON… CAN IT BEAT GOKU THO?
by CUMSE August 4, 2021
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Crunchy Beats

music used to amp up a lame party, or blast the party atmosphere through the roof.
man: Hey DJ, this party needs a boost, hit these bitches with some crunchy beats.
by Sober_J_Bone March 18, 2011
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