ass grapes

hemorrhoids

If you push too hard, you might pop ass grapes. Therefore; you should maintain a diet high in fibre.

by cherry_bomb October 30, 2008

ass hatchet

The term a cyclist uses to describe what their bike seat feels like after it has become extremely uncomfortable due to either the duration of a bike ride or the number of consecutive days of bike riding.

By the fifth day of the Bicycle Ride Across Nebraska (BRAN), I could swear my seat had turned into an ass hatchet.

by rugbykiltman June 14, 2010

assed up

(adj) The unsightly appearance of a person, place or thing. Commonly used in military setting when a superior scolds a junior (or group of juniors) for not keeping his/her/their appearance, living quarters, uniform, or equipment up to a standard of cleanliness and/or organization.

Synonyms: jacked up, fucked up, screwed up

Sergeant Slapstick: "Private Dingleberry!... I KNOW you did not just fall into my formation lookin so assed up... Get your stankin' ass back in the barracks to SHAVE, PUT ON A PRESSED UNIFORM and CLEAN YOUR BOOTS, you fuckin' fuckstick!"

Drill Sergeant Payne: "WAKE UP, 1st PLATOON!!! Now I KNOW y'all didn't go to bed last night leaving my bay floor lookin' so assed up! TOE THE LINE!!!"

by Bozo McScrotus June 2, 2016

ass fangs

Butt cheeks that are visible from the front through the gap between the thighs.

Person 1: "Look at dem ass fangs. My fetish..."
Person 2:"Huh? Ass what?"
Person 1: "Hmph. I bet you don't even know what vagina bones are!"
Person 2: "???"

by MeThinksItGoesLikeThis May 15, 2014

Pompous Ass

A person who seems full of themselves and who grabs every opportunity to let others know of their feelings of superiority.

This professor sounds like a complete pompous ass. (See from time 3:00 of this recording: soundcloud dot com/kingston-university/music-at)

by Artressa September 3, 2011

Ass Betting

A term coined in urban penitentiaries. Meaning one who gambles without enough capital to cover his end. One who commits this offense in prison usually ends up having to pay with ass - His own. However in a street setting this usually results in a vicious beat down and/or loss of life.

Man, that nigga Sloan bet Rico $5000 on the next Saints game. He's Ass Betting fo' real. He couldn't even make rent this month! Rico 'finna get in that ass!

by BDiddyDaHomewrecker September 22, 2006

ass pipe

The end part of the colon that connects to the anus. This is where your dick goes when you fuck some chick (or dude for those that swing that way) up the ass.

Also an insult. Calling someone an ass pipe is much worse than calling them an asshole.

As i was tappin' my bitch's ass pipe she really started to hollerin'

You are such an ass pipe!

by dashiznit November 4, 2004