Jasmine Tea

She is a special type of tea that will put on a show so she can lure you into her sticky trap and hurt you so much that you'll get depression. Trust me it happened once. She'll leave you when you need her the most. Tastes floral and sweet. Lots of benefits thought.

Jasmine Tea: I love Minnie Mouse

Person: yea no shark Jasmine tea ugh

by strawberryicecreaminmalibu November 7, 2021

Tea Cheese

That horrible coagulated milk crap you get when your milk has gone off, or when it reacts weird with the lemon tea you just made...

Don't add milk to that, you'll get tea cheese

by HorusHeretic October 18, 2014

And That's The Tea Sis

Spilling the drama to someone.

"And that's the tea sis" - Lily said.

by whyyoudomelikethat January 13, 2020

Mexican Tea

Mexican Tea: slang for poop.

"I have to make a cup of Mexican Tea"

by William J. Abernathy June 9, 2018

tea table

a gossip (tea) table of 3-5 people that spill tea together.

I GOTTA HEAR WHATS UP WITH THAT TEA TABLE

by ejworm April 12, 2019

bitch tea

-- Gossiping about a bitchy girl.

--Girl 1: I brought some bitch tea!
--Girl 2: Spill it sis!
--Girl 1: So I saw... *insert juicy gossip*

by cqnniie September 20, 2020

Tea Charmer

A man so insecure he will subject his partner to abuse and gaslighting. Eg Lewis McKenna from Derby.

Lewis McKenna is a Tea Charmer

by Heavydongle January 14, 2023