Q-Tard

A person that believes the total bullshit that the Q Cult puts out. Like Lizard People are walking among us, Children are being drained of blood while frightened and Democrats drink that blood along with Oprah Winfrey. They also believe Trump won the 2020 election which he didn't. They just believe fictional conspiracy theories as if they were real.
Look at that moron shouting nonsense. For sure a Q-Tard
by Casper Milktoast in Daytona March 01, 2021
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cell-tard

A person so insecure that the cannot function in life without having a cell phone attached to their ear. Typically, a younger person.
Look at that group of cell-tards walking down the street!
by RW321 July 21, 2008
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dunce tard

double the retard/ anyone who is acting restarted X2
Dan is a dunce tard.
by cochang May 06, 2007
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Tard Blog

A web log or blog about the day-to-day events of a real-life special education teacher written back in 2002. Published by Tucker Max, it was later pulled by him due to the public backlash and the impact on his personal branding. A mirror of the site can be found at www.tardblog.org.
Dude, did you read what Riti wrote about on Tard Blog?!?
by cunningdingus August 01, 2011
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Tard-Bash

Sexual act preformed on a person that is either naive, or a little slow, not a mentally disabled person.
Guy 1: Wassup?
Guy B: I just tard-bashed Rachel, im pretty beat.
Guy 1: : 3
Guy B: STFU.
by ringoofthebeatles November 14, 2009
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high-tard

A retarded person who has enough mental faculties to hold a job (Like a grocery store bagger or McDonalds), dress themselves, doesn't require a diaper and perhaps even marry - but you don't want that to happen. But they can't drive or be in the same math class as you.
That high-tard they hired at the grocery store did a fine job of sacking my groceries. I was worried she would get lost in the parking lot.
by Entry Sisters January 21, 2007
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Muck Tard

A muck tard is a Clumsy dumb fool
by koho9 December 31, 2010
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