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Q-Tard

A person that believes the total bullshit that the Q Cult puts out. Like Lizard People are walking among us, Children are being drained of blood while frightened and Democrats drink that blood along with Oprah Winfrey. They also believe Trump won the 2020 election which he didn't. They just believe fictional conspiracy theories as if they were real.
Look at that moron shouting nonsense. For sure a Q-Tard
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cell-tard

A person so insecure that the cannot function in life without having a cell phone attached to their ear. Typically, a younger person.
Look at that group of cell-tards walking down the street!
by RW321 August 17, 2008
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high-tard

A retarded person who has enough mental faculties to hold a job (Like a grocery store bagger or McDonalds), dress themselves, doesn't require a diaper and perhaps even marry - but you don't want that to happen. But they can't drive or be in the same math class as you.
That high-tard they hired at the grocery store did a fine job of sacking my groceries. I was worried she would get lost in the parking lot.
by Entry Sisters January 22, 2007
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tard baby

a person who exhibits characteristics of a mentally retarded person but is too inept to warrant being classified as an adult
James, you tard baby. I'm gonna say this one more time. That teal shirt takes your level of douchery to a whole new level.
by douchetastic March 13, 2009
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Tard Blog

A web log or blog about the day-to-day events of a real-life special education teacher written back in 2002. Published by Tucker Max, it was later pulled by him due to the public backlash and the impact on his personal branding. A mirror of the site can be found at www.tardblog.org.
Dude, did you read what Riti wrote about on Tard Blog?!?
by cunningdingus August 1, 2011
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Muck Tard

A muck tard is a Clumsy dumb fool
A drunk on ice is a muck tard
by koho9 December 31, 2010
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dunce tard

double the retard/ anyone who is acting restarted X2
Dan is a dunce tard.
by cochang May 20, 2007
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