The act or result of a fart forced to travel forward, usually due to sitting position, sending the hot burst of air into your taint and/or scrotum. Taint roast can be used as either a verb or a noun, the noun version being synonymous with the phrase, scrotum furnace.
"I totally thought I'd gotten away with that taint roast earlier, but then she got a whiff of my sack and that was the end of that blow job."
by MacInbush June 19, 2016
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by Get reked February 1, 2018
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by Dano January 11, 2017
Get the taint cringe mug.Taint Snuffing is the act of jamming your face into someones taint and inhaling through your nose violently.
by The-Chode-Master September 25, 2012
Get the Taint Snuffing mug.A dried up, rigid taint that can be used to stab an innocent victim. Also doubles as a back scratcher, stirring rod or unique tool used to to higlight data in a business meeting.
Uncle Tony: If that hood rat doesn't stop bugging me at work I'm going to repeteadly stab her with her own taint sword and then brew up a nice cup o' joe.
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by bestofud October 1, 2012
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Get the Taint weld mug.The residue located on your gooch or area between genitals and ass hole when you poop and it is explosive.
by daudrina February 25, 2011
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