Swamp Sheets

When you fuck or jerk off so long and hard that your bedsheets are sweaty and wet and smell like a swamp, also occurs in really hot rooms, sex under the blankets, and in rare cases vehicle back seats

"Hey bro don't sit on my bed I just rubbed one out and got a bad case of swamp sheets"

by Krompus_Mcdickenstein June 14, 2018

Swamp Donkey

A term used in baseball when a player hits a home run to express how far it was hit.

Synonyms- tank, bomb, daddy hack

Woah! That was a long home run Carlos! That was a Swamp Donkey!

by Smowy June 17, 2023

Swamp glizzy

Sweaty Shrek penis

Donkey really liked that swamp glizzy.

by Cart man October 17, 2020

Swamp donkey

Canadian slang for the majestic moose

Look at the rack on that swamp donkey!!!

by Carsnharleys April 2, 2019

Swamp Hydration

Swamp Hydration is the best energy drink to ever exist, founded by Lachy and Taj

I just had a Swamp Hydration drink, it was so nice, I feel refreshed

by minecraftisgreat February 14, 2023

Swamp swallow

A swamp swallow is the males version of the classic " puddle duck " ( the name given to a female that will happily have relations with pretty much anyone that is offering the drug "ice" in exchange .

Sally says.... "Holy shit ....Quick hide the pipe" . . . to Sarah as the "swamp swallow" ....aka - Andrew enters the residence .

by Queen Akasha 666 October 12, 2022

Swamp Leech

An adult person that offers no financial help to the household nor does any of the house work. A complete parasite that hurls insults at the host and make demands of the host. If the host begins to remove the parasite from his/her life the parasite will lie to everyone including the police until the host is charged with some bogus charge and other people attack the host for removing the parasitic piece of shit from his/her life.

Melissa is a total swamp leech so I am breaking up with her.

by NoMoreLeeches January 10, 2020