What you say when your friend does something unfathomably stupid, and it bites them in the ass.
After you say this, of course, you laugh.
After you say this, of course, you laugh.
Friend: Oh shit, I ran off the edge of the map and lost all my stuff!
You: Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues
(laugh)
You: Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues
(laugh)
by EjectedCasings April 2, 2021
Get the Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensuesmug. 1. When someone says something not funny, tries to make a joke that makes no one laugh, says something ignorant or irrelevant that no one understands a person is to be given a “strike.”
2. A “strike” can be used to describe a person as well. When someone who is very annoying or no one likes, they can be referred to as a “strike”
2. A “strike” can be used to describe a person as well. When someone who is very annoying or no one likes, they can be referred to as a “strike”
1. “Ay bro i have to tell you something really funny”.
“What?”
“I sucked my girls toes yesterday”
“Strike”
2. “Ya no one likes that’s that guy, he’s annoying af. That guy is a walking strike.”
“What?”
“I sucked my girls toes yesterday”
“Strike”
2. “Ya no one likes that’s that guy, he’s annoying af. That guy is a walking strike.”
by Big_Head14 May 8, 2018
Get the Strikemug. A particularly vicious type of sucker punch in which the attacker instantly charges or springs up immediately with a hard punch, slap, shove or other blow done with little to no hesitation or warning to it’s victim. Often an instant K.O., a jack strike can come from either standing, sitting, or lying down positions.
Inmate1: Get the fuck up and fi-
Inmate 2: springs up off bunk and jack strikes inmate 1 with punch laying him out on floor mid sentence
Inmate 2: springs up off bunk and jack strikes inmate 1 with punch laying him out on floor mid sentence
by NeonMirror October 8, 2021
Get the Jack Strikemug. Hym "Someone from Lexington, UK tried to log into my Facebook account... Therefore, DRONE STRIKE LEXINGTON, UK! Bury that cocksucker under an explosion."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2025
Get the Drone Strike Lexington, UKmug. Common term used for people who affiliate themselves with Kaiju / Tokusatsu media, including fictional pieces like movies, graphic novels, television shows; and also non-fictional material such as information books. Can be found as the captains of the undersea / outerspace warship Gotengo; and devotees of giant walruses and gliding monitor lizards. Frequently can change itself into a form resembling a humanoid vapour.
Wild Strikes can get very agitated if your estimate of a kaiju's birth rate is slightly off from statistics presented in non-fictional kaiju information books.
by Pysoseudonnnynm March 27, 2022
Get the Wild Strikemug. I’m not hungry for salad but 3 slices go down easy..... fat girl hunger strike
When you’re husband brings home pizza for dinner but he pissed you off this morning so no .... fat girl hunger strike
When a bitch offers you a cookie but you hate her so no ...... fat girl hunger strike
When you’re husband brings home pizza for dinner but he pissed you off this morning so no .... fat girl hunger strike
When a bitch offers you a cookie but you hate her so no ...... fat girl hunger strike
by Lumber Natty May 11, 2021
Get the fat girl hunger strikemug. When you take a dump three times before having to start your day at work. It is an automatic day off.
by tripleRdeuce April 21, 2023
Get the three strike rulemug.