Jake stevens

He is a young Garry glitter in the making and make sure to hide your children at all costs if you ever see this man. He has been reported to the FBI 50 times and is probably hiding your child in his basement getting ready to make their ass hole go raw red so please report him before he gets your children. He is also good friends with Jeffery Epstein so watch out for the white van that may pull up outside your house and tag team your children so they have no choice but into bum raping your child. The best way to spot him is by his greasy quiff that is located at the top of his disabled head.

Little boy: No please not again my ass hole is red enough as it is after yesterday please stop
Jake Stevens: hmm im going to make it look like an uncooked steak little boy
Little Boy: cries and screams

by Jake Stevens January 2, 2020

Steven Seagull

When someone cums right on the top of you head, much like the feeling of a seagull crapping on your skull from a height.

No Steven Seagull tonight please baby, I don't want to wash my hair again.

by Lucky Poop January 10, 2020

Steven/Carlos

Someone you are down to smash and their down to smash you, but for some reason you guys just don’t.

Person #1: you should date Steven/Carlos, you guys would be cute together

Person#2: Nah, I don’t see that

by Trevor worshiper January 19, 2020

Steven Murry

Paedo teacher. Dude, stop flirting with ur students.

Girl: haha, good one sir...
Boy: What the hell is wrong with him
Girl: His name is Steven Murry

by Iwannashovemyscroteinyou February 12, 2020

Theodore Stevens

the worst type of douche there is.
the definition of douche.

YOU ARE SUCH A THEODORE STEVENS!!!

by 🍑🙌 February 14, 2020

andrew stevens

A person who is to fucking cringe.

Andrew Stevens post cringe memes, pictures and has a whole cringe cult following him with weird ass kids.

by Pp113 May 14, 2020

Cheeky Steven

A term used for a cheating man or a cheeky smile. When a man is cheating on his significant other he gives off a look or a cheeky smile to the person he is supposedly cheating with (usually a business colleague) that gives off the hint that they are more than just friends. Usually the other person is mesmerised by cheeky stevens smile that they fall head over heals for them

Steven: Oh hi Bec *cheeky smile*
Bec: O-Oh Hi steven
Person 1: Oh good old cheeky steven
Person 2: Hes doing another cheeky

by user12345363 August 26, 2020