Louisiana Steam Boat

When You Find A Teddy Bear (Usually A Valentines Day Theme) And Cut A Large Hole In The Rectum Area And Proceed To Fuck It Until All The Cotton Is Soaked In Cum

“Dude I Just Louisiana Steam Boated My Sisters Teddy Bear” -Mike

by Utz Cheese March 30, 2020

Alabama steam engine

The sexual act of where you stick a vape in an ass and anally vapes and then farts out the vape into another persons mouth.

That kinky hipster bitch wanted to do an Alabama steam engine last night.

by Cleetus Wagner May 4, 2018

Steaming Trump Pile

The feeling of disappointment and shame when you look back over your shoulder discovering the trail you left on your carpet. A synonym for the gift left in your yard by the neighbor's dobermann, which often results in that stink on the bottom of your shoe.

Watch out for the Steaming Trump Pile in your front yard, otherwise you might regret it!

by seudokode November 7, 2020

Guatemalan steam train

When someone peels a jalepeño and inserts it into their partner's rectum, and then sucks out the jalepeño. The resulting spicyness will cause the persons rectum to smoke, resembling a steam train.

Mary: You want to spice up the bedroom?
Bobby: Yeah, let's do the Guatemalan Steam Train!

by Fsuaded January 13, 2016

Steam My Curtains

A euphemism for sex.

Variation of "Going Martha Stewart On It"

Chris said he wanted to come over and steam my curtains.

So, does that mean he wants to steam your curtains or, you know, "steam your curtains?"

by Help a Brother Out December 23, 2013

Minnesota-steam-train

When your girlfriend is getting hard core fucked doggy style while she tries to have a decent conversation with her daddy over the phone.

Christopher: I actually tried out the Minnesota-steam-train on Andrea.
Harry: What happened?
Christopher: Daddy wanted to join in.
Harry: I had a feeling.

by Mr. Nice-Guy August 2, 2020

Norwegian steam room

The act of sitting in a car, masterbating, while two people are having sex with the windows up.

After a long day, the Norwegian steam room was just what Bill needed

by DiRTyDRuMMiST January 19, 2019