Squinch

when one flinches and squints at the same time in response to an unexpected stimulus

I squinched when Justin almost poked me in the eye!

by G_SMOOTH March 26, 2009

Turkey Squirt

When you are fucking your woman and you cum inside her... You grab a TURKEY BASTER shove it deep inside...
Suck the Cum out and shoot it on her face...

Happy TURKEY SQUIRTing!!!

by GiantPurpleMonkey March 20, 2013

squirt n scram

Making a quick stop somewhere (usually a friends house) to take a shit and then leave right after

yo man, i hate to squirt n scram....but i gotta go, and then i gotta go

by myst1drs May 13, 2011

squinched

action required to fit something into a space that is slightly too small

I squinched my Juice Box into my lunch box.

by Gardner9876 February 24, 2013

squirt sponge

When a man deficates on the floor or bed while another man (the squirt sponge) lays in it to "absorb" the smelly mess.

Donald invited his coworker Emmett over on Halloween. He then scared the shit out of Emmett and became a squirt sponge to clean up the mess.

by weird fact November 4, 2014

Super Squirt September

In light of 2017's No Nut November, which led to Destroy Dick December, and then to No Finger February, Super Squirt September is a challenge for women during September to orgasm a number of times equal to the date in September.

Girl 1: Are you attempting Super Squirt September?
Girl 2: You know I am. This is one great month.

by InvisibleBob December 19, 2018

Dr. Squirt

When you go into a doctors office for a prostate exam. In preparation for said exam you put a picture of a butthole over your penis. When the doctor proceeds to give the exam you squirt a mixture of cum and lubricant all over the doctors inserted finger.

I’m horny for a Dr. Squirt bro. Do you want to give me a prostate exam?

by Silly skank January 13, 2023