certified squid

Shut up you certified squid.
by December 07, 2023
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fat squid

A kind and Caring person with an excessive eating habit. Generally Very Unintelligent. Taking Credit for Random Coincidences
"You did nothing you fat squid!"said the man when his partner took credit for saving the day
by motherfuhrer August 21, 2017
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Squid coke

The last coke or soda left in the unboxed plastic soda carriers. (With the other plastic outings left around the solo drink, the shape looks like a squid)
I just had the squid coke from the fridge. We need more.
by Saturnboi January 22, 2019
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Squid feet

A person that cannot kick a ball in an accurate direction and that throws their limbs around unwillingly similarly to a squid
"That Frankie kid has some squid feet on him"
by Flash4dash May 09, 2018
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Squid Ass

A condition of shafting while in the pool.
“Mom, why is that lady surrounded by brown water.” “Oh honey, she just has squid ass.”
by Squirtle Turtle April 02, 2023
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