Pop a squat

To tell Joe's bitch ass to take a seat to piss.
Hey Joe, instead of pissing on the new heated floor, pop a squat.
by Sal! March 03, 2023
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squat life

The urge to have your butthole railed by a black male, commonly associated with white boys with trucks
hey look that kid in that truck is about the squat life you can tell by the lift in the front and nothing in the back ricky
by phillip reyes February 08, 2018
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Frogling Squat

When you struggle with bowel movements.

Sitting on the toilet in a position of a frog, trying to squat out a turd.
He's been in there for ages!

I know, I bet he's doing a frogling squat.

Someone light a match in here.

Sorry, had a frogling squat.
by Frog Turd December 15, 2009
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Squat Pooper

A member of a third world or under developed country where toilet facilities are uncommon or non existent.
My job is being outsourced to some overseas squat pooper.
by Terry needs a job March 25, 2014
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squat molly

You need to wash your squat molly cuz it stank!
by Brie72 January 21, 2025
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When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck
God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
by Don’tbelievethehype August 01, 2020
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Squat Hastings

There is only one. And he’s one of the baddest mfs alive. No mom is safe cause he bangs them all, can easily kill a herd of Buffalo with only his mind. It’s rumored that he’s the real reason the Japanese surrendered. Not the atomic bomb. Loves to share his pot but will kill you for your pocket change after. Made Chuck Norris cry. I once seen him get hit by a car.. the car died.. known to kiss Tylers and clap Connors. He knows exactly what the worse thing Robert has ever done and will tell the world at his funeral cause there’s nothing you can do about it pussy. Runs faster than your average horse without sweat and has trained himself to hold his breath for 6 days straight underwater so can finger bang lonely dolphins in their head holes. Screaming his name will give extreme self satisfaction. He didn’t ask to be the best but someone had to be and I would say god chose squat but squat IS god. When squat dies and is put to rest Jesus will come back and the great simulation will stop and life itself will end before our very eyes. Above average size Jim dog.
SQUAAAAAAAT!!

Squat Hastings just banged my mom
And she liked it!
by September 17, 2022
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