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sphincterlingus

(verb) the act of licking your partners butt hole
Meghann really, really, really likes it and screams like a banshee when Dave performs sphincterlingus during naked sexy time time.
by Meghann D March 14, 2011
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Sphincterjockey

A person who rides your ass all day like a boss, co-worker or the IRS.
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by Cuddly Tedyy May 10, 2011
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sphincteriority

Having the quality or quality of an anal sphincter. The ability to let shit pass through at will. In short: like an asshole.
His air of sphincteriority had everyone in the place ready to kill him. He was the biggest asshole any of us had ever met.
by Artimus the Terrible June 20, 2011
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Sphincter Hell

A state in which one hates another person so much that their internal organs feel as if in purgatory upon seeing said person.
Jeff: Hey man, why are you so red?
Steve: Oh, i just saw Janet. I'm in a state of total Sphincter Hell right now.
Jeff: Wow man, you hate her that much?
Steve: It's hard not to.
by Azræl October 13, 2013
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sphincter bubble

When having anal sex,you will shoot a full load in the anal cavity. You should then roll your partner over and immediately squat with your asshole over their mouth and as you squeeze off one of the biggest farts you can muster you punch her in the stomach. If done correctly a large cum balloon should shoot out of her asshole, (sperm is first in most cases but not all,often followed by fecal matter)
This maneuver should only be preformed on women of lesser stature than yourself because, larger statured women can become highly agitated and ussually get pissed when you fart in their mouth, much less give them the gut shot
Some girls dont enjoy a good sphincter bubble as much as I do.
by Krollkrusher December 3, 2013
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sphincter surprise

my gay love interest (luke dattilo) gave me a sphincter surprise for my birthday
by VintageCorn April 24, 2015
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Sphincter slam

When you fart so loudly both your butt cheeks close simultaneously
Most of the night you want to go to the bathroom & do a sphincter slam but you don't for fear it'll wake up the neighborhood
by Faithmoriahfaith June 22, 2015
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